News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Florida Man, Allen West

He’s baaaa-ack! Yes, one-term, Florida Congressman Allen West (R-Torturer) says he’s gonna get back in that saddle and run again!

(Allen West) I ran about five miles down here this morning in Washington D.C. but yes Monica, you’re probably going to see me get back in there after this election cycle. So a lot of people are pressuring me to do that, a lot of folks in Texas encouraging me to do that so we will probably make that happen.

Can it be that he’s considering running from Texas? The US Lab for Bad Policy? It all starts to make sense now…

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4 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Zorba says:

    Bwahaha!
    You lose, Florida! It seems as though Texas is even worse than you are.
    And if they elect this bozo……even worse.

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  2. RWW says:

    Shouldn’t he be something in the current misadministration? I mean, it’s a magnet for raving lunatics and grifters, but maybe he doesn’t have the billion $ entry fee?

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    Perhaps Mr. West doesn’t have any Russian contacts. That would be a disqualification.

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