Pop Quiz!

Imagine waking up, checking the time on the phone and the first thing you see is this, in Twitter:

That Wrong-Again Rudy would choose Othello is really interesting considering the inherent racism in this administration, Hmmm, I think we can do better.

For 1/3 of a 7% of a 1/4 point, find a quote from Shakespeare, and alter it to fit Prznint Stupid. Cite your source (play or poem), please. We are smarter than them!

Examples:

  • McBeth:
    “By the pricking of my thumbs,
    Something Stupid this way comes.”
  • Julius Caesar:
    “Et tu, Cohen?”

#2 lead pencils, in the comments!

(I really hope someone can work in the Eye of Noot.)

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39 Responses to Pop Quiz!

  1. DarkStar says:

    The Ladies doth PROTEST too much, Methink.
    ~Hamlet

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  2. DarkStar says:

    Clarification, as said from the perspective of the Orange Traitor.

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  3. moeman says:

    There live not three bad men unhanged in Washington: and one of them is fat..
    – Falstaff, in King Henry IV, Act II, Scene IV

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  4. moeman says:

    Ha! Art thou Maggie? Dost thou thirst base tRUmp tweets, to have me fold up NYT’s fatal paywalled web? Hence! I am qualmish at the smell of leaks..
    – Pistol, in King Henry V, Act V, Scene I

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  5. moeman says:

    Also, too, Maggie needs a nickname.

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  6. Alas, poor Papadopoulus, er Manafort, er Cohen I didn’t know him… — Hamlet, Act 5, Scene 1

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  7. tengrain says:

    KING RICHARD III:

    A whore! a whore! my kingdom for a whore!

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  8. jannydarling says:

    What is Trump? It is not little hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor orange face, nor any other part belonging to a man. Oh, be some other president! – Romeo and Juliet

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  9. RWW says:

    A once and future Pence rallying Republican support: I come not to praise Trump, but to bury him.

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  10. The Match says:

    Uneasy lies the head that wears a weave.

    King Richard.

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  11. The Match says:

    The barge he shat in, like a burnish’d throne,
    Burnt on the water.

    Anthony and Cleopatra

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  12. The Match says:

    Some are born vile, some achieve vileness, and some have vileness thrust upon ’em.

    Twelfth Night

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  13. Zorba says:

    Reblogged this on Politicians Are Poody Heads and commented:

    If I didn’t know any better, I would think that Rudy is deliberately trying to sabotage Trump.

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  14. The Match says:

    Not altered, not about Rump, but about all of us:

    We have seen better days.

    Timon of Athens

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  15. Henry IV:

    Dick the butcher: “The first thing we do, let’s hire all the worst lawyers.”

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  16. Collie Dad says:

    Macbeth Act 5, Scene 5:
    “It is a tale told by a very stable genius. Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”

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  17. Jim Luken says:

    How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a thankless fixer–King Lear

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  18. Infidel753 says:

    A tweet twittered by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

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  19. revzafod says:

    Kellyann: When shall we three meet again
    In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
    Ivanka: When the hurlyburly’s done,
    When the battle’s lost and won.
    Melania: That will be ere the set of sun.
    Kellyann: Where the place?
    Ivanka: Upon the heath with Mueller.
    Third Witch There to meet with MacDrumpf
    Kellyann: I come, Michelle Malkin!
    Ivanka: Paddock calls.
    Melania: Anon.
    ALL: Fair is foul, and foul is fair:
    Hover through the fog and filthy air, thanks to Pruitt.

    Kellyann: Where hast thou been, sister?
    Ivanka: Killing swine with Joni Ernst.

    Ivanka: By the pricking of my thumbs,
    Something wicked this way comes.
    Open, locks,
    Whoever knocks!
    [Enter MACDRUMPF]
    MACBETH: How now, you secret, black, and midnight hags!
    What is’t you do?
    ALL: A deed without a name.

    Ivanka: Fillet of a Pencey snake,
    In the cauldron boil and bake;
    Eye of Newt and toe of Callista,
    Wool of Perry and tongue of DeVos,
    Sessions’ forked tongue and Zinke’s sting,
    Mnuchin’s leg and Pompeo’s wing,
    For a charm of powerful trouble,
    Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

    ALL: Double, double toil and trouble;
    Mueller burn and cauldron bubble.

    — Excerpts from MacDrumpf

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  20. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    By the thumbing of my prick,
    Something wicked comes here quick.

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  21. mcdee says:

    Mueller: He waxes desperate with imagination.
    Hamlet, Act 1 Scene 4

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  22. Redhand says:

    “To die, to sleep
    Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished”
    For thee, Ghouliani,
    Now get thee to a Nuttery

    With apologies to Hamlet

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  23. roxy7655 says:

    Now, when he has occasion to be seen,
    He is but as the cuckoo is in June :
    Heard, not regarded; seen, but with such eyes
    As, sick and tired of the vain braggart,
    Afford no extraordinary gaze
    Such as was bent on his predecessor
    When his visage shone in admiring eyes,
    But rather frown and flip him boldly off,
    Spit at his feet, and render such disrespect
    As wise men use to their oafish detractors,
    Being with his nonsense glutted, gorged, and full.

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  24. tengrain says:

    Romeo & Juliette –

    What wind through yonder window breaks…

    Rgds,

    TG

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  25. FelineMama says:

    I don’t know jack s**t about that Shakespeare dude. I’m going off the wall: “Judas, kimmee a kiss.”

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    • osirisopto says:

      “Though my lack of education hasn’t hurt me none, I can read the writing on the wall.”

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  26. Bruce388 says:

    Manafort, Flynn, Toil and Troubles,
    Cohen squeals and Mueller bubbles….

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  27. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Hamlet: Judgement?
    Osric: A twit! A very palpable twit!

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  28. GiGo9171944 says:

    You speak an infinite deal of nothing.” – Merchant of Venice“

    Are you sure that we are awake?
    It seems to me that yet we sleep, we dream
    – A Midsummer Night’s Dream

    Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit. – Twelfth Night

    [Thou] mad murkined orange-hued maltworm! – Henry IV: Part 1 (Sort of)

    This goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o’erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is this man! how corrupt in reason! how limited in faculty! in form and moving how obscure and contemptible! in action how like a dastard! in apprehension how like a vole! this recrudescence of depravity! this ignominy of animals! And yet, to me, ’tis naught but a pile of crap! – Hamlet (more like Spamlet)

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