Pop Quiz! The Gates of Hell


For 0.02% of 1/4 of a point, tell us what the two are doing!


  • Squiggy is calling a blocked number, and Mueller is doing the NYTimes crossword puzzle… in ink.
  • Squiggy is trying to figure out why Kim G sent him dick pix, and Mueller is doing the NYTimes crossword puzzle… in ink.

In the comments, #2 lead pencils only.

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15 Responses to Pop Quiz! The Gates of Hell

  1. RWW says:

    Squiggy is berating a subordinate for not buying the right axle grease for his hair and Mueller is ordering more subpoenas while also doing the NYT crossword…in ink.

    Liked by 3 people

  2. TheMatch says:

    Squiggy is trying to understand why his lawyer is sobbing so hard. Mueller is doing the NYT crossword puzzle in Amharic cuneiform.

    In ink.

    Liked by 4 people

  3. osirisopto says:

    Squiggy is waiting for Guifoyle to authorize his card for phone sex. Mueller is doing the NYT Crossword…in his head.

    Liked by 4 people

  4. Bruce388 says:

    Squiggy is comparing airfares to Moscow to prepare for a quick getaway.

    Mueller is doing the NYT Crossword. In his head. In ink.

    Liked by 3 people

  5. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Squiggy is trying to remember if its South America or South Carolina that you go to if you don’t want to be exterdited. Mueller is doing the NYT Crossword in his head. And I am not using a number 2 pencil, I am answering this extra credit question..in ink.

    Liked by 3 people

  6. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Squiggy just recognized his brother’s dick in that pic.

    Mueller is reading tomorrow’s newspaper.

    Liked by 2 people

    • FelineMama says:

      Squiggy just recognized his dad’s dick. “Wow. It’s TRUE”.
      Mr. Mueller making final statements & making sure all the T’s are crossed & I’s are dotted. Check”!!

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  7. Jim H. says:

    Squiggy is whispering that Mueller can’t see him because he’s wearing camoflage.

    Mueller is getting ready to call the FBI office at Squiggy’s destination to have a plainclothes tail ready when Squiggy lands WHILE doing the NYTimes crossword in ink.

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  8. quakerinabasement says:

    I don’t know what Sqiggy and Mueller are doing, but the guy on the right wants to know why some rando is taking his picture in the airport.


  9. roket says:

    Squiggy is calling to see if he can get his flight changed…Mueller is doing the Moskovskaya Pravda
    crossword puzzle, in ink. (Side Note: Mueller picked up Russian just by reading Trump documents.)


  10. another kiwi says:

    Squiggy is ringing all those foreign numbers that hung up when he answered.
    Muellar is comparing crop yields and rainfall figures for medieval France and cross referencing them to snowfall figures from Greenland. By engraving them in brass.


  11. purplehead says:

    Squiggy is listening to his heart-beat, while Mueller is doing the NYTimes crossword puzzle by cutting out letters with a scalpel from the newspaper.


  12. Pyed says:

    Junior just remembered that after a reported second-quarter economic surge dad touted the growth on the White House’s South Lawn, and Squiggy is wondering if that growth is the marijuana seeds he spilled a few weeks ago. Meanwhile, Mueller is doing tomorrow’s NYTimes crossword puzzle, by deducing the questions from the progression of correct answers from this week, in ink.


  13. Paul Fredine says:

    junior is tweeting papa to whine about how he’s being picked on because mueller is on the same flight and wants to know if he can draft a statement defending his new girlfriend from attacks by the ‘fake news’.


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