Gym Jordan Gets Hannity… Endorsement

“I know nothing!”

The much-coveted seal of approval from Trump super-fan boi Sean Hannity has been awarded to Gym Jordan in his quest to become the next Speaker of the House:

“If you become the speaker — and look, I will support you for speaker, because I think the Freedom Caucus has been the most committed to fighting to keep their promises and literally the single biggest group fighting to defend the things that are conservative in the country and have helped the president the most.”

“That took some balls for me to endorse you so early,” Hannity did not say during a commercial break.

“Don’t worry,” Gym Jordan did not softly reply, “I heard nothing.”

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10 Responses to Gym Jordan Gets Hannity… Endorsement

  1. RWW says:

    Gym Jim won’t get Tucker Carlson’s endorsement. After all, young Tucker, the totally straight, manly stud that he was, bravely roughed up one dude once in the mensroom who tried to peek at Tucker’s junk from the next urinal (allegedly). Of course, Tucker wasn’t a coach (obviously) and had his frozen TV dinner fortune to fall back on if something went wrong.

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  2. “I’ll always be in the bottom position for you, Gym” Hannity did not say with a wink and a nod.

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  3. diane says:

    He looks like a doofus in that photo.

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  4. roket says:

    For today’s republican, becoming Speaker is the fastest way to end your career.

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  5. another kiwi says:

    They will rename it The Unspeaker

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  6. Pyed says:

    Grunter of the House

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  7. RobGinChicago says:

    “Don’t worry,” Gym Jordan did not softly reply, “I heard nothing…” “… except the word “balls”, and that got me all hot & bothered.”

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