Let’s watch MPS’ own Soylent Blonde, Meghan McCain self-described explosion of her head on the electric television machine:
It is certainly very rich for our favorite Booze Heiress and media legacy hire (married to noted Federalist lite brite Ben ‘copy & paste’ Domenech) SoyBlo to melt down thinking about any democratic socialists coming for her inherited wealth. (Cindy ‘pills’ and Grandpa Walnuts are worth about $200M Ameros, so Ben married well.)
We note that in her head ‘sploding, Princess Walnuts spits out with disgust that some people want things to be run more like the Post Office.
Well, frankly, yes. Yes I do.
The USPS is a marvel, they are absolutely what a democracy looks like. For the same low price they deliver anything to Possum Hollar that they would deliver to 5th Avenue. The flat rate is not dependent on where you are and where the item is going (try negotiating that with FedEx), nor does the USPS suddenly say that they won’t send their employees into that dangerous neighborhood.
Now, the USPS does have super-duper ninja powers that they use on Conservatives. It only takes a few seconds for white Murkins to lose their shit in the post office, but these same Murkins will gladly wait in line overnight for Black Friday sales at their Walmart, and of course for their morning cup at Starbucks. Go figure.
And if anyone thinks that SoyBlo has ever, even once, been in a post office, let alone waited in a line to send a package, I’d love to know about it.
Everyday, everywhere, the post office “connects” with everyone in America, so yes, SoyBlo, I would like things like Banking and Internet Services to be more like the USPS. We would be better for it.