We could have (and probably should have) set an egg-timer for how long before…
Comrade Stupid’s stupidest lawyer (sorry Rudy!) Michael Cohen released an audio tape in which these two wise guy-wannabes talk about payoffs to Playboy Bunny Karen McDougal, so it would be inevitable that Comrade Trump would lie about it.
“What kind of a lawyer would tape a client?”
Ooh-Ooh! I know! I know! Call on me!
The kind of lawyer that knew he was committing a crime for a powerful and sketchy client and who needed proof that he was directed to commit a crime!
Also/too: one who does not want to drink a nice mug Russian Tea.
The tape is real and it means The Russian Usurper knew about the payoffs months before the story became public and possibly knew that it would be an illegal campaign contribution to pay the Enquirer to buy her silence before the election.
So, while Comrade Trump offers no proof that the recording is doctored, he also offers no explanation of why Cohen would want to do that. You know, reasons.
Oh, and we just learned Cohen has a few more tapes: 99 more, in fact.