Gym Jordan To Run For Speaker of the House!


The man without a jacket, Gym ‘I See Nothing’ Jordan is running for the Speaker of the House according to Axios:

The state of play: Several leaders of the conservative movement called on Jordan to announce his candidacy in May, arguing that House Republican leadership “has utterly failed” and “proven that it’s part of the Swamp,” and that Jordan is the solution.

I know what a solution is, and the only water that Gym Jordan has ever been in is hot (and sometimes in a locker room).

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4 Responses to Gym Jordan To Run For Speaker of the House!

  1. another kiwi says:

    Campaign slogan: “I won’t speak about nothin’ “

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  2. Karla says:

    I just sent some Ameros her way (Gym Jordan’s challenger):
    I’d be super jazzed if he gets a bunch of the other dimwits to support him for speaker and then he gets trounced in the general.

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  3. roket says:

    Gym Jordan is hell-bent on spending more time with his family.


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