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Jeebus weeps
Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks has solved the AIDS crisis! Who knew that it was so e-z!
You see? 1-2-3, Easy as bread.
“Now, it’s very, very simple, ladies and gentlemen. You wanna fix the AIDS epidemic, you wanna bring it under control, you want it to go away, there’s only two things that you need to do. Tell people—tell gay men to stop having sex with other gay men. That’s job number one. Tell gay men, ‘Don’t have sex with other gay men.’ You need to get converted to Christ, you need to pursue reparative, conversion therapy, you need to come out of that dark world, because it’s gonna kill ya before you’re done. But what you’ve gotta do is stop having sex with gay men.”
He’s looking to hook up.
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Ryan White would disagree.
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Thinking out load again, eh Reverend?
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He says gay men should stop having sex with other gay men.
It is Mr Addled Pate but he really hasn’t thought this through, has he? I’m not not sure how his base will take his licensing of gay men having sex with straight men.
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He probably feels it’s best for straight men to have sex with straight men. Then it’s not gay sex.
At least that what he tells his choir.
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Someone ought to point out to him that Jesus wandered around Galilee for 3 years with 12 men–no women. Then at the Last Supper, he told them, “Love ye, one another, even as I have loved you.” Now, he didn’t say HOW he loved them, and 3 years on the road–well you can’t tell me they didn’t get horny, so the obvious conclusion is that Jesus and his disciples were GAY! Oh, YEAH!
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Dear Rev Fischer, shut up.
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on the ‘positive side’ i guess it’s better than the other oh-s-christian preacherman saying that we should all just be killed. color me relieved.
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Something in his message indicates to me that he has some kind of self-interest and profit motive behind advocating for ‘conversion therapy’ which is probably conveniently available in a 12-CD package for $199.99.
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Can he really still be unaware that AIDS can also be transmitted through hetero sex?
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