The Tapes Are Real!

3 out of 4

No, not those tapes.

Comrade Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer (sorry Rudy!) Michael Cohen secretly recorded some of his conversations with Comrade Stupid, apparently one of them is about making payments to Playboy Bunny Karen McDougal. And as Dame Noonington would postulate, it would be irresponsible to not speculate!

I’m going to say it as clearly as I can: that tape is an insurance policy, and probably set up as a deadman’s switch. As an insurance policy, that tape would make its way to law enforcement if anything happened to him, and Cohen must have realized somewhere along the line that he needed an insurance policy so that he would not be getting any Russian Tea.

And pure speculation: there must be more than one tape. No one makes only one, so there will be more shoes to drop. Bank on it.

Anyway, depending on what’s on the recordings, Prznint Stupid might have just been caught violating campaign finance laws by repaying $150,000 Ameros to the National Enquirer for buying Karen McDougal’s silence. We can ask D’Vorce D’Spousa if breaking campaign finance laws is a felony, and I’m pretty sure he would say YES.

UPDATE 1: He’s sweating already —

My favorite president?

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18 Responses to The Tapes Are Real!

  1. They’re real, and they’re spectacular!

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    • Ten Bears says:

      Better than a pee-tape!

      But I still want to see Vlad’s tapes. I’m bettin’ it ain’t pee. I’m bettin’ our macho-man guzzled a bunch of vodka and took a walk on the wild side. And liked it.

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Trump’s right, my favorite president did nothing wrong, nothing egregiously wrong anyway, Trump on the other hand has done pretty much everything wrong.

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    How about FatNixon’s favorite, President Putin? Did HE do anything wrong?

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    There was no “breaking into.” The FBI had a search warrant.
    New York has a “one-person” law, allowing consent by one person to make it legal to capture a conversation on tape, or otherwise.
    See Sirius’s comment above.

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    • Condi says:

      If stupid fat Nixon had watched The Wire instead of Russian pee tapes, he’d know about NY’s one-person consent law. But noooooooooooo…

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  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Funny, Nancy Sinatra slammed him in that Twitter thread.

    Boots, start walking kick ass!

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  6. RWW says:

    He’s all steamed up and pouting about a raid on an office, while he puts babies in cages and deports their parents without them and doesn’t give a shit whether the families are EVER reunited. Boo fucking hoo.

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  7. osirisopto says:

    I’ll sleep peacefully as long as the guy who hired Rudy Guliani to defend him in the press keeps arguing the law.

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  8. moeman says:

    tRUmp has the best sweat (might be unheard of though).

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  9. Paul Avery says:

    How To Predict The Future
    Just post the stupidest thing you can think of. That’s will be Trump’s tweet, tomorrow.

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  10. roket says:

    I don’t think that word, inconceivable, means what he thinks it means. Along, of course, with countless other words. He should stop priming so many pumps.

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  11. Steve Talbert says:

    Wow. We finally know the name of the show we’ve been in!!!

    My Favorite President

    where instead of a laugh track people loss their healthcare, environment, children, and freedom. AND the audience gets to pay… sort of distopic wheel of misfortune..

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