3 out of 4
No, not those tapes.
Comrade Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer (sorry Rudy!) Michael Cohen secretly recorded some of his conversations with Comrade Stupid, apparently one of them is about making payments to Playboy Bunny Karen McDougal. And as Dame Noonington would postulate, it would be irresponsible to not speculate!
I’m going to say it as clearly as I can: that tape is an insurance policy, and probably set up as a deadman’s switch. As an insurance policy, that tape would make its way to law enforcement if anything happened to him, and Cohen must have realized somewhere along the line that he needed an insurance policy so that he would not be getting any Russian Tea.
And pure speculation: there must be more than one tape. No one makes only one, so there will be more shoes to drop. Bank on it.
Anyway, depending on what’s on the recordings, Prznint Stupid might have just been caught violating campaign finance laws by repaying $150,000 Ameros to the National Enquirer for buying Karen McDougal’s silence. We can ask D’Vorce D’Spousa if breaking campaign finance laws is a felony, and I’m pretty sure he would say YES.
UPDATE 1: He’s sweating already —
Inconceivable that the government would break into a lawyer’s office (early in the morning) – almost unheard of. Even more inconceivable that a lawyer would tape a client – totally unheard of & perhaps illegal. The good news is that your favorite President did nothing wrong!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 21, 2018
My favorite president?
They’re real, and they’re spectacular!
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Better than a pee-tape!
But I still want to see Vlad’s tapes. I’m bettin’ it ain’t pee. I’m bettin’ our macho-man guzzled a bunch of vodka and took a walk on the wild side. And liked it.
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Trump’s right, my favorite president did nothing wrong, nothing egregiously wrong anyway, Trump on the other hand has done pretty much everything wrong.
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I was gonna say, “My fav President? Jimmy Carter…” — TG
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How about FatNixon’s favorite, President Putin? Did HE do anything wrong?
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There was no “breaking into.” The FBI had a search warrant.
New York has a “one-person” law, allowing consent by one person to make it legal to capture a conversation on tape, or otherwise.
See Sirius’s comment above.
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If stupid fat Nixon had watched The Wire instead of Russian pee tapes, he’d know about NY’s one-person consent law. But noooooooooooo…
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Funny, Nancy Sinatra slammed him in that Twitter thread.
Boots,
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Well – Didn’t see Nancy, but now I am following Charlie Adler.
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He’s all steamed up and pouting about a raid on an office, while he puts babies in cages and deports their parents without them and doesn’t give a shit whether the families are EVER reunited. Boo fucking hoo.
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I’ll sleep peacefully as long as the guy who hired Rudy Guliani to defend him in the press keeps arguing the law.
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Well, I don’t know. A man who’s been sued over 3,500 times must have picked up a pointers along the way.
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Hiring Rudy Giuliani proves he hasn’t learned anything.
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tRUmp has the best sweat (might be unheard of though).
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How To Predict The Future
Just post the stupidest thing you can think of. That’s will be Trump’s tweet, tomorrow.
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I don’t think that word, inconceivable, means what he thinks it means. Along, of course, with countless other words. He should stop priming so many pumps.
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Wow. We finally know the name of the show we’ve been in!!!
My Favorite President
where instead of a laugh track people loss their healthcare, environment, children, and freedom. AND the audience gets to pay… sort of distopic wheel of misfortune..
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