No, not those tapes.
Comrade Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer (sorry Rudy!) Michael Cohen secretly recorded some of his conversations with Comrade Stupid, apparently one of them is about making payments to Playboy Bunny Karen McDougal. And as Dame Noonington would postulate, it would be irresponsible to not speculate!
I’m going to say it as clearly as I can: that tape is an insurance policy, and probably set up as a deadman’s switch. As an insurance policy, that tape would make its way to law enforcement if anything happened to him, and Cohen must have realized somewhere along the line that he needed an insurance policy so that he would not be getting any Russian Tea.
And pure speculation: there must be more than one tape. No one makes only one, so there will be more shoes to drop. Bank on it.
Anyway, depending on what’s on the recordings, Prznint Stupid might have just been caught violating campaign finance laws by repaying $150,000 Ameros to the National Enquirer for buying Karen McDougal’s silence. We can ask D’Vorce D’Spousa if breaking campaign finance laws is a felony, and I’m pretty sure he would say YES.
UPDATE 1: He’s sweating already —
Inconceivable that the government would break into a lawyer’s office (early in the morning) – almost unheard of. Even more inconceivable that a lawyer would tape a client – totally unheard of & perhaps illegal. The good news is that your favorite President did nothing wrong!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 21, 2018
My favorite president?