500 Quatloos Dan Coats is You’re Fired’ed Before Midterms

Putin Rides Again
(credit: The Art of Buddy McCue via Scissorhead B-4)

The Russians claim that Comrade Trump and Vladimir Putin made some verbal agreements  including an extension of the New START and INF agreements and something about Syria. Good news, da?

Except no one in the U.S. government knows what The Russian Usurper and his boss agreed to.

Trump might know what the Russians are talking about, or maybe not. As Fran Lebowitz once quipped, the opposite of talking is not listening; it is waiting.

Does anyone really think that a narcissist like Comrade Trump pays any attention to what anyone else is saying (other than praise for himself)?

So once again, Pravda will be announcing what they agreed to do, and apparently our Enemy of the People (free press) will be breaking the news to the Cabinet on live interview shows, like Mrs. Greenspan did to DNI Dan Coats, who started laughing in shock.

Anyone got some Quatloos riding on how long before Dan Coats is You’re Fired’ed?

UPDATE 1: In Friday’s NYT, GOP congressman Will Hurd has an op-ed titled “Trump Is Being Manipulated by Putin. What Should We Do?”



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8 Responses to 500 Quatloos Dan Coats is You’re Fired’ed Before Midterms

  1. RWW says:

    Your Quatloos are safe. Bolton has twigged that joining the full-on treason team is his golden ticket, so he’ll be adding a good dose of anti-Coats in every ounce of poison he squirts in Comrade Stupid’s ear. He’ll be paving the way for someone even worse to be appointed as soon as Putin signals who it should be.


  2. Redhand says:

    Actually, I think there are real risks to Coats leaving for the Dotard. If coats savages him on the way out, it will damage him even more. The ice he is skating on is thinner than before Helsinki.

    Priceless, BTW, that the stupid shit apparently announced the Fall Summit with Pootie before he even notified his master. The only “rationale” for this insane move, I think, is that this idiot thinks doubling the insult by having Pootie in the WH will somehow help him. It wouldn’t surprise me if Trump showed Pootie the oval office, and allowed him to sit at his desk (with only Russian photographers present, of course).

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    And in response to GOP congressman Will Hurd, ITMF!

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  4. roket says:

    It would be irresponsible not to speculate that Comrade Stupid’s version of events will evolve over time.


  5. another kiwi says:

    What is to be done? By V.I.Lenin and R. Hurd


  6. MDavis says:

    Did Hurd Just Now Figure Out that Trump is being manipulated by Putin? Perhaps he is alleging he just figured it out for plausible deniability purposes. Or perhaps this (from the editorial) is a clue:
    “Many of my constituents have asked what Congress can do to protect the American people from Russian threats and provide a check on the executive branch’s demonstration in Helsinki.” Dude is a Rep from Texas – if his people are actually starting to notice Trump is a traitor maybe he thinks it cannot be mined for personal benefit too much longer.
    Another line;
    “Without action, we risk losing further credibility in international negotiations with both our friends and foes on critical trade deals, military alliances and nuclear arms.”
    losing further credibility.


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