The Russian Usurper Plays Expert-Level Calvin Ball

Comrade Traitor wants us to know that he misspoke, which stretched credibility like a Duggar’s nethers. I think he’d get more traction if he claimed that the Finnish press conference happened in a locker room, which as we all know doesn’t count.

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19 Responses to The Russian Usurper Plays Expert-Level Calvin Ball

  1. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Putin is an expert in eleventy dimensional chess.
    Trump is still trying to figure out how ‘peek-a-boo’ works.

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  2. Trump did that whole thing in his ‘petulant child being forced to read an apology’ mode. The twittershitstorm tomorrow morning should be epic.

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  3. donnah says:

    Weakest walkback ever. I’m sure that Trump got off the plane, saw protesters with Traitor signs, hit FOX for an update and realized he was fucked. So someone had to help him try to fix his ridiculous statements and piped in a scripted correction he could make.

    If Republicans accept this line of bullshit, they are lost forever.

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    It’s just the syphilis talking.

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  5. osirisopto says:

    All this talk of “wood” and “wouldn’t” makes me think he thinks about Ivanka too much.

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  6. 9thousandfeet says:

    And just like that—poof!—he slips through the net yet again.

    Oh sure, there’s still some sound and fury to endure over this latest outrage, but will we see any actions that might compromise the ongoing projects of packing of the courts with theocrats and Ayn Rand fetishists, stripping the public sector to the bare walls, hardening our already militarized domestic police forces, traumatizing children with brown skins and dismantling all of our regulatory institutions along with the last trembling remnants of the New Deal?

    That was a trick question, of course we fucking won’t.

    My theory about the overall strategy of progressively immunizing us all against outrage is holding up pretty well I’d say, and the argument that he’s too stupid to even have an overall strategy, while perhaps comforting, is increasingly implausible.
    It still smells to me like we’re being prepped for the ultimate outrages of negating the rule of law by kneecapping Mueller somehow, and dismantling the efficacy of voting by challenging the upcoming elections if it becomes necessary because a) the Dems fuck things up, or b) Vlad can’t succeed in rigging them to the benefit of the GOP.

    Unthinkable?
    So was what happened yesterday, and now it ain’t. So was, once, a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, the very fucking idea of Donald Trump as president, and now he is.

    America, you’ve come a long way, baby.

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  7. HarpoSnarx says:

    Cult45 to America: TAKE THAT LIBRULS!

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  8. RWW says:

    Waste no time on this distraction. Changing one word to mean the opposite of what Trump said despite the clear context of EVERYTHING ELSE he said DOES NOTHING to mitigate the entire disaster of that summit and the fact that he exposed himself as a weak, subservient and treasonous puppet of the Russian dictator.

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  9. FelineMama says:

    This traitor can’t even speak his own words of a “misspeak”. He had to have ghost writers & read & vomit their words. What a Horrible excuse for a human, let alone, potus!!

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  10. moeman says:

    So those tariffs against Canada were fake too?

    As the kids say noice!

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  11. Redhand says:

    After all the slobbering and Putin-ass licking that he did, does he really think this “correction” will make a difference? If so, he’s even more craven and stupid than I thought possible yesterday.

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  12. Condi says:

    Fucking liar. He should be…

    Of course, that would necessitate a Congress comprised of stalwart, principled men and women.

    Guess we’ll just have to wait for the torches and pitchforks, n’est-ce pas?

    [Tengrain was here! Lightly edited to keep to MPS comment standards, Condi. We all “love Trump the least, and damn our fine professional SS for protecting him so well.” –TG]

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  13. Paul Avery says:

    I just want everyone to know that Nixon misspoke when he said, “I am not a crook.” What he meant to say was, “I AM a crook.”

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  14. Paul Fredine says:

    changing one word from that entire embarrassing appearance isn’t going to change a thing.

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  16. Dennis Cole says:

    Correct usage, for once:

    “If Putin farted in my face while I was kissing his ass, I WOULDN’T lose any respect for him.”
    -DJT

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