Pence’s Personal Responsibility is Public Responsibility Now

Governor Mike Pence signs Indiana’s We Don’t Serve Your Kind into law with the approving gaze of Indiana’s various mullahs, clerics, and militia tribesmen.

Good Morning Indiana! Walking termite buffet Mike Pence owes you $21M Ameros!

The state of Indiana has spent at least $21 million to clean up the contaminated sites left behind by Vice President Pence’s shuttered family gas stations, The Associated Press reported Friday.

Yup, small gubmint-, personal responsibility-, family values-loving Ayatollah Pence dined-and-dashed and left Indiana with the bill to clean up the toxic mess (well, the physical toxic mess) his family left behind when their string of  200+ gas stations closed. (Also/too: that’s a lot of gas stations! I thought he claimed to come from humble means. So that was a lie, too? Shocked, I am.)

But don’t feel too bad: he screwed Kentucky and Illinois, too:

Kentucky and Illinois have also had to clean up contamination left behind by the gas stations, spending about $1.7 million on more than 25 of Kiel Bros.’s former sites, the AP reported.

So, in addition to ruining Indiana’s economy by declaring war on the mo’s and having all the long-term sports events cancelled and having businesses move out/cancel expansion plans, Pence has now stuck you with the bill for the family bidness.

Pence spokeswoman Alyssa Farah told the AP that the amounts were “a years old issue” and that Pence has addressed them in the past.

As one does. By saying one did.

And a spokeswoman for Pence’s older brother Greg Pence, a current congressional candidate and the president of Kiel Bros. at the time of its closure, said he “has had nothing to do with Kiel Bros since 2004.”

Dodging personal responsibility since 2004 is quite a slogan.

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6 Responses to Pence’s Personal Responsibility is Public Responsibility Now

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    How can you lose money running gas stations? Did they price their product significantly higher than their competitors? Was it done as some sort of tax scam? It’s almost as laughable as going bankrupt running casinos. And a lot of these Rethuglicons like to pride themselves on their business acumen, and attempt to convince the rubes, (usually quite successfully,) that their economic plans for the cities, counties, states and America as a whole are what’s best for financial success.
    The Invisible Hand of the Free Market strikes again!


  2. Dennis Cole says:

    Or is it strokes again?


  3. Bruce388 says:

    How Pence addressed the issue in the past: “Whoopsie.”


  4. Parfigliano says:

    He calls his wife mother??? Reagan did that. How psycho-sexual fucked up is that? They cant handle gay….calling the woman you fuck…mom…they cool with with that.

    If the DEMS had any stones they would run a commercial of just clips of him callng the wife mother….30 seconds of it….its creepy


  5. Parfigliano says:

    They really wanna man up….commercial of a bed in a trump hotel getting gently wet….tag line something along lines of tax cut trickled on Donald when us


  6. RWW says:

    I read somewhere about Pence’s fabled past that he was brought up in a Democratic household, so I’m sure they’ve already explained away this gas station business as being a “Democrat sin” they long ago repented for. In the fundie world, all past sins are immediately washed away once one joins the Jeebus herd and starts looking for new sins to commit and be forgiven for.


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