Comrade Stupid’s European Vacation Continues!

Everyone is having a swell time.


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Brussels:

  1. Comrade Stupid threatened to pull out of NATO,
  2. Then said that the alliance as “very strong,”  and
  3. Claimed he shook-down the other countries to pay more money!

The Art of the Deal reaffirmed support for NATO on Thursday, but after making a vague threat that ‘Murika could go its own way if the allies refused his demands for mo’ money.

Trump forced a last-minute emergency meeting to air his Festivus grievances over NATO’s military spending.

Comrade Stupid Trump hailed himself (AGAIN!) as a “stable genius,” saying he deserved “total credit” for pushing the allies to increase their military spending by more than previously agreed to.

Just one catch: it was a lie.

French President Emmanuel Macron: “There is a communique that was published yesterday. It’s very detailed . . . It confirms the goal of 2 percent by 2024. That’s all.”

United Kingdom:

Before Air Force 1 touched a single wheel in Old Blighty, Comrade Trump was praising Brexit enthusiast Boris Johnson, and dissing Prime Minister Theresa May. Then Prznint Stupid gave an exclusive interview to Rupert Murdoch’s tabloid The Sun, in which he said that May’s soft Brexit strategy would kill any future trade deal with the UK. May’s tenuous grasp onto her office just got tenuouser (is too a word!). Tonkety-tonk!

Today, Comrade Stupid is supposed to take tea with Queen Lizzie at Windsor Castle. I’m only guessing, of course, that he wants to hot glue his name to the palace and have ol’ Liz pay for the privilege. Merde-a-Lardo UK, and methinks. QE-2 will not be amused.

Hope she asks about the Russian Pee Hookers!

Comrade Stupid’s next stop: his golf club in Scotland for the weekend, naturally, and we taxpayers will foot the bill for his greens fees.

The Scots, I’m sure, will ask about the Russian Pee Hookers, so more exiting vacation news to come!

 

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8 Responses to Comrade Stupid’s European Vacation Continues!

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    We may be paying his greens fees, but the Brits are on the hook for what is estimated to be a $5 million Ameros security detail. Most of his hopping hither and yon was done by helicopter…

    [Ed. – Though I understand and sympathize with your sentiment, I’m striking it because MPS doesn’t allow elimination-ist language. What I would might say instead is something along the lines of, “Damn our fine, highly trained and professional security detail for doing such a good job!,” or words to that effect. –TG]

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  2. RWW says:

    Do the Brits have a strategy in continuing to offer Comrade Stupid more and more punchbowls to drop turds into? Other than his stale act getting more stale each time, all you end up with are dirty punchbowls.

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I hope the queen served him nothing but Marmite.

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  4. FelineMama says:

    Shiny Happy People!! (apologies Mr. Stipe & Company)

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  5. Buttemilk Sky says:

    Queen wouldn’t ask about his watersports, but Philip might.

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  6. Bruce388 says:

    Everyone’s always so happy when FatNixon’s around.

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