Kiss me, you fool!
[Ed: We need mo’ monikers! Keeping this important Pop Quiz on top—D’uh!—fresher posts below! — TG]
We learned last night that SCOTUS Nominee Judge Brett Kavanaugh is a baseball fan, which is sort of an all-American thing to be, but being up to $200K Ameros in debt for buying tickets makes you a Super Fan!
And what’s even weirder is that a guy of modest means on a public servant salary suddenly was able to pay off that debt.
Why, it’s almost like he has his own fixer. Or money launderer buying him some peanuts and a Cracker Jacks.
Anyway, it’s time for a Pop Quiz!
Given we know that Kavanaugh is fond of debt, money laundering (ALLEGED), baseball and the sport of watching Orca Whales eat employees, for 1/5 of 17% of your final grade, give Brett Kavanaugh an MPS sobriquet!
We will do the usual rigged election (send bribes) to vote on a favorite name in a few days of letting bribes nominations trickle-down, er, in. So put on your best thinking cap, Scissorheads!
In the Comments, #2 lead pencils only.
Imma gonna go with “Lochner Mess Monster”
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The Big Derp?
Souless Brett Kavanaugh?
The Say(Can you) Pay Kid?
Ugh. Not liking these. Do better for me, Spitballers.
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BK-2K?
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I submitted my entry the other day, but here’s a repeat for those who may have missed it:
Burnt Cravenmaw
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Backdoor Slider?
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GOOJFC – Pronounced Goojf*uck – Get Out Of Jail Free Card
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Bribes? Well I know you have a thing for bears, so…
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Kadavergnaw.
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Will Judge for Putin Pay.
That’s not a name, dammit.
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Debt Have-can-law
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Will pass judgement for season tickets
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Putin’s pocket puppet protecter.
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Nanook of the Bork
In the Red Kavenaugh
The Fixer
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Brett (who’s on SCOTUS?) Kavanaugh
Brett (butter up!) Kavanaugh
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Foul Ball Brett.
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Brett Putinovich Kavanovsky
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National Ticket Scalper
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Because he likes expensive baseball, because he supposedly replaces kennedy’s bothsiderist vote and because he wants to fuck over a lot of women, SWINGER.
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Brett (Made Man) Kavanaugh.
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Brett Havanaught
Brett Nationalfananaugh
Brett Brett Bo Ba Nee
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Bad Kreditnaugh
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Brett. Brett. Brett Bo Brett
Banana Fana fo Frett
Fi fy fpmo Mrett
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Tickets.
Or, Tickets, my ass!
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Brett “Big Ticket” Kavenaugh
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MDavis has my vote, for In the Red Kavanagh. “In the red” meaning in debt, “red” meaning soviet, “red” also meaning GOP.
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How about ” No BJ Brett”?
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Brett “Third base” Kavanagh
BK Whopper
Foul Ball Brett
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Ol’ Fluff-n-Fold
Or even…Debt Fluff-n-Fold
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Looks like the quiz is still open for bidnez;
kavaNO!
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Brett “Pocket Filler” Kavenaugh
Is that a judge in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Brett “Will Judge For Food” Kavenaugh
Odds Are Kavenaugh
Puppet Stuffing
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Pocket Square
😀
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In-Debt Brett.
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How about Moscow Mule?
…That would probably be better for Manafort, actually.
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Curveball Kavanaugh
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No balls,Two strikes
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Scrotus –
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