[Ed: We need mo’ monikers! Keeping this important Pop Quiz on top—D’uh!—fresher posts below! — TG]
We learned last night that SCOTUS Nominee Judge Brett Kavanaugh is a baseball fan, which is sort of an all-American thing to be, but being up to $200K Ameros in debt for buying tickets makes you a Super Fan!
And what’s even weirder is that a guy of modest means on a public servant salary suddenly was able to pay off that debt.
Why, it’s almost like he has his own fixer. Or money launderer buying him some peanuts and a Cracker Jacks.
Anyway, it’s time for a Pop Quiz!
Given we know that Kavanaugh is fond of debt, money laundering (ALLEGED), baseball and the sport of watching Orca Whales eat employees, for 1/5 of 17% of your final grade, give Brett Kavanaugh an MPS sobriquet!
We will do the usual rigged election (send bribes) to vote on a favorite name in a few days of letting
bribes nominations trickle-down, er, in. So put on your best thinking cap, Scissorheads!
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