Pop Quiz!

Kiss me, you fool!

[Ed: We need mo’ monikers! Keeping this important Pop Quiz on top—D’uh!—fresher posts below! — TG]

We learned last night that SCOTUS Nominee Judge Brett Kavanaugh is a baseball fan, which is sort of an all-American thing to be, but being up to $200K Ameros in debt for buying tickets makes you a Super Fan!

And what’s even weirder is that a guy of modest means on a public servant salary suddenly was able to pay off that debt.

Why, it’s almost like he has his own fixer. Or money launderer buying him some peanuts and a Cracker Jacks.

Anyway, it’s time for a Pop Quiz!

Given we know that Kavanaugh is fond of debt,  money laundering (ALLEGED),  baseball and the sport of watching Orca Whales eat employees, for 1/5 of 17% of your final grade, give Brett Kavanaugh an MPS sobriquet!

We will do the usual rigged election (send bribes) to vote on a favorite name in a few days of letting bribes nominations trickle-down, er, in. So put on your best thinking cap, Scissorheads!

In the Comments, #2 lead pencils only.

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36 Responses to Pop Quiz!

  1. Imma gonna go with “Lochner Mess Monster”

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  2. Steve-O says:

    The Big Derp?
    Souless Brett Kavanaugh?
    The Say(Can you) Pay Kid?

    Ugh. Not liking these. Do better for me, Spitballers.

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  3. HarpoSnarx says:

    BK-2K?

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    I submitted my entry the other day, but here’s a repeat for those who may have missed it:
    Burnt Cravenmaw

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  5. Backdoor Slider?

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  6. osirisopto says:

    GOOJFC – Pronounced Goojf*uck – Get Out Of Jail Free Card

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  7. Andrew whyte says:

    Kadavergnaw.

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  8. Nangleator says:

    Will Judge for Putin Pay.

    That’s not a name, dammit.

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  9. Jaärleina Nelson says:

    Debt Have-can-law

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  10. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Will pass judgement for season tickets

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  11. RWW says:

    Putin’s pocket puppet protecter.

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  12. MDavis says:

    Nanook of the Bork
    In the Red Kavenaugh
    The Fixer

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  13. OKmoK says:

    Brett (who’s on SCOTUS?) Kavanaugh
    Brett (butter up!) Kavanaugh

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  14. Bruce388 says:

    Foul Ball Brett.

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  15. The Match says:

    Brett Putinovich Kavanovsky

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  16. huck helbig says:

    National Ticket Scalper

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  17. moeman says:

    Because he likes expensive baseball, because he supposedly replaces kennedy’s bothsiderist vote and because he wants to fuck over a lot of women, SWINGER.

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  18. Art says:

    Brett (Made Man) Kavanaugh.

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  19. Mr DeBakey says:

    Brett Havanaught
    Brett Nationalfananaugh
    Brett Brett Bo Ba Nee

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  20. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Bad Kreditnaugh

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  21. Osirisopto says:

    Brett. Brett. Brett Bo Brett
    Banana Fana fo Frett
    Fi fy fpmo Mrett

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  22. IM Rowpog says:

    Tickets.
    Or, Tickets, my ass!

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  23. donnah says:

    Brett “Big Ticket” Kavenaugh

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  24. Nangleator says:

    MDavis has my vote, for In the Red Kavanagh. “In the red” meaning in debt, “red” meaning soviet, “red” also meaning GOP.

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  25. diane says:

    How about ” No BJ Brett”?

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  26. another kiwi says:

    Brett “Third base” Kavanagh
    BK Whopper
    Foul Ball Brett

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  27. AuroraS says:

    Ol’ Fluff-n-Fold

    Or even…Debt Fluff-n-Fold

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  28. moeman says:

    Looks like the quiz is still open for bidnez;

    kavaNO!

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  29. osirisopto says:

    Brett “Pocket Filler” Kavenaugh

    Is that a judge in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

    Brett “Will Judge For Food” Kavenaugh

    Odds Are Kavenaugh

    Puppet Stuffing

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  30. osirisopto says:

    Pocket Square

    😀

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  31. Bruce388 says:

    In-Debt Brett.

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  32. AuroraS says:

    How about Moscow Mule?

    …That would probably be better for Manafort, actually.

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  33. 9thousandfeet says:

    Curveball Kavanaugh

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  34. Ralph Wiggam says:

    No balls,Two strikes

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  35. Tbone says:

    Scrotus –

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