News That Will Drive You To Drink

Our pal Coach Dave has sumpin’ to say:

I love that by the end he is bellowing at the top of his lungs,

“WE’RE NOT MILITANT IN OUR BELIEFS!!! OF COURSE I’M TRYING TO INDOCTRINATE YOU IN MY BELIEFS!!! OF COURSE I AM!!!”

It’s a great bit, but of course it’s stolen from  John Belushi’s SNL character the weather guy who gets so riled up that he strokes out:

If you’re gonna steal, steal from the best.

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5 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. M. Bouffant says:

    In the Coach’s case, stealing from someone who can’t sue was probably tthe first consideration.

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Always with the buttsex… does he think of anything other than buttsex?

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