Rip-Off Artist Heads To Europe to Rip-off Europe

Grifters Gotta Grift

Comrade Trump Negotiates two-scoops

Comrade Trump is heading to Europe for the NATO meeting, and like all good house guests, he’s planning on being gracious and thoughtful for the kindness and courtesies of his hosts.

Let’s see his state-of-the-art diplomacy and manners, shall we:

…and then this morning, you know over his Egg McMuffin:

So you can see that he’s already picking his fight with his hosts. The Russian Usurper WILL NOT BE MADE A FOOL OF!!1!

Comrade Trump has a preternatural fear of being a chump, it’s what drives him. Since the moment he glided down his golden escalator he’s announced to the world that he will not allow himself (and I suppose by extension some very fine people if you get my drift) to be taken advantage of by rip-off artists, which happen to include (as we see above) our friends and allies.

Which seems really weird to me  coming from the Provost of Trump U, the eponymous slinger of burned steaks, bad vodka, and bottled water, and failed casinos. If Comrade Trump has a brand, it is being the premier rip-off artist of his generation. From using his charities to pay his owns bills (and to purchase a ghastly painting of himself to hang at one of his clubs, probably Merde-a-Lardo), to stiffing his own fixer Michael Cohen (who paid off pornstar Stormy Daniels), to not paying all the contractors and tradesmen who built his various gauche sky palaces, Comrade Trump has been remarkably consistent in ripping off the little people. One might even say it is his hobby. Candidate Stupid even boasted about it during the 2016 Goat Rodeo:

“I take advantage of the laws of the nation because I’m running a company. My obligation right now is to do well for myself, my family, my employees, for my companies. And that’s what I do.”

Which brings us to todays news: he’s ripped off his chauffeur, too. Noel Cintron is joining the club, as it were, of people who are trying to get a fair shake from the purported billionaire by taking it to court. Cintron  is accusing his former boss of failing to compensate him for about 3,300 hours of overtime pay he’s worked over the past six years; he would be suing for more, but the statute of limitations expired on the rest.

And then there’s this little detail: Cintron was paid $62,700 in 2003; $68,000 in 2006; and $75,000 in 2010. The wage bump in 2010 came with a catch: to get the salary increase, he had to give-up his health insurance, which saved Trump approximately $17K+ Ameros per year in premiums! Do the math and you see that our Grifter-in-Chief ended up paying less for his driver’s services than he started, and that’s a win for a rip-off artist.

But on the bright side, imagine what Cintron has overheard coming from the back seat? Oughta be some interesting stories there!

Cintron is seeking about $200,000 in damages, he described Trump’s alleged stiffing as “an utterly callous display of unwarranted privilege and entitlement and without even a minimal sense of noblesse oblige.”

And that’s pretty fine word-smithing right there.

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8 Responses to Rip-Off Artist Heads To Europe to Rip-off Europe

  1. roket says:

    A narcissist who enjoys creating enemies. Go figure.


  2. donnah says:

    And soon he’ll have his own Supreme who thinks a sitting president is above investigation and prosecution! How perfectly lovely!


  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    It’s an alliance, not a protection racket.

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  6. Paul Fredine says:

    i ‘love’ in his tweet where he says ‘…by some accounts…’ as if we’re supposed to believe the people who keep his accounts.


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