News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Before there was Fox News…

Our old pal Dennis Prager, you know the guy who told us that Conservative are the Jews in the Spanish Inquisition, his fav cosplay scenario (when you throw in the Mermaid and concentration camp guard, but I’m only guessing), now is telling us, well, what exactly:

“As I watch a great number of my fellow Americans and virtually all of the mainstream media descend further and further into irrational and immoral hysteria – regularly calling the president of the United States and all of his supporters Nazis, white supremacists and the like; harassing Republicans where they eat, shop and live; ending family ties and lifelong friendships with people who support the president; declaring their opposition to Trump and the Republican Party the “Resistance,” as if they were American reincarnations of the French who fought real Nazis in World War II; and so on – I ask myself: What is going on? How does one explain them?”

Oh, dear. This is gonna get weird, innit? Is he going to talk about the Nazi and the Mermaid fetish (only guessing again)? Helpfully, he gives us a list with detailed, Detailed, DETAILED explanations, the full detail of which you can read for yourselves, but here’s the summation of his two-item list

  1. Naivete – “Only the naive – or willfully ignorant – could equate support for Donald Trump with Nazism. Are most Israeli Jews Nazis? Are a third of America’s Jews Nazis? (Many on the left would probably answer yes, which gives you an idea how mean and sick many on the left are.)”
  2. Boredom – “Boredom, at least in our time, is the most overlooked source of evil. In the past, before people went to college and abandoned religion – the two greatest reasons there is so much moral idiocy in our time – people knew how dangerous boredom was. “Idle hands are the devil’s workshop” was a commonly used aphorism that wouldn’t even make sense to most young people today.”

So in essence, we on the left are naive, bored, and the  REAL Nazis.

I can hardly wait for the next edition of this fascinating analysis. With Nazis and Mermaids.

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4 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. donnah says:

    As our nation descends into anarchy and we are devoured by racism and hatred, it’s refreshing to have some idiot vocalize that it’s all our fault and also we’re imagining it.

    FFS. Shut up, Dennis, you moron.

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  2. Osirisopto says:

    So what about the black helicopters, fema camps and jade helm Dennis?


  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Shorter Prager: Boredom is evil, work sets you free.

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    Search as I might, I can’t seem to find a definition for “moral idiocy.” Any help from fellow Scissorheads is greatly appreciated.


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