Midday Palate Cleanser

Why dogs rarely work as Maitre D’s:

The Maitre D'

“Slip me some cheddar and I’ll give you a good seat near the dumpster!”

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3 Responses to Midday Palate Cleanser

  1. FelineMama says:

    “If you are a RePukeLican, I’ll kindly escort you to the door, or to a seat IN the dumpster”.

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  2. donnah says:

    What? I can’t hear you over how awesome I am.

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  3. suedoise2 says:

    Dear Hoomin, if you’re going to melt into a puddle before me, my mom says pls do it over on the bare floor becuz she just vacuumed this rug.

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