When Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders was asked to leave a restaurant, she politely offered to pay for her cheese plate (she was comp’ed! Free Cheese!), and she politely left the Red Hen, only to kvetch about it later from her official White House Twitter account.
And when former EPA Director and noted fossil fuel fetishist Scott Pruitt was confronted in a restaurant, he took the broadside quietly and resigned later that week. And of course when Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen was confronted while dining at a Mexican restaurant, while children in her care were l0cked in kennels, she fled the place like a Star Wars villain in the last reel.
But not every member of the Fourth Reich knows how to flee with style and grace, which brings us to Stephan “Pee-Wee Hermann Goering” Miller, and his ill-fated take-away sushi.
Miller walked out in the street with his fish and was followed by the bartender, who yelled his name then raised both middle fingers in Miller’s direction. And, you know, to show the anti-fascists how a real fascist reacts when confronted by the vulgar masses, Miller threw away his $80 sushi order.
That’ll show ’em!
But what takes this from being stupid to being a performance piece: HE BRAGGED ABOUT IT TO HIS CO-WORKERS!!1!