Gun Defenders Rally

Tomi: “You can pull my gun out of my cold, dead…”

The gundamentalists held rallies yesterday in a few cities and well, the headline say it all: Organizers of pro-gun rallies lament low turnout

“Student-led rallies around the country on Saturday aimed to show support for gun rights, though their effort drew smaller-than-expected crowds in a bid to counter the well-funded and organized youth gun-control lobby that emerged after the massacre in a Florida high school earlier this year.

You don’t say? Smaller than expected? But surely the mighty forces of Possum Hollar could out-rally the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School kids March For Our Lives rallies


“Student-led rallies around the country [yesterday] aimed to show support for gun rights, but their effort drew smaller-than-expected crowds.”

“Planning … started in April … [O]rganizers … expected a modest turnout, … but far fewer people showed up than organizers had hoped.”

So let me get this right: they had more time to organize, they had the NRA backing (presumably because Dana Loesch was quietly dithering about it), they had fewer cities to organize, and they still came up short?

And as an explanation for why our internet Rage Girlfriend is illustrating this post, she was twattering on Twitter last night:

This is my favorite bit from the WaPo article:

“Organizers … said many conservative students feel as though their views are not being taken into consideration in the debate about school shootings.”

I don’t understand what the little snowflakes are feeling. They want their friends to be mown down?

“I really wanted to get into Possum Hollar’s Animal Husbandry Academy,” Jethro wistfully said, looking at sheep, “so if I waste Suzy I might have a chance!”

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16 Responses to Gun Defenders Rally

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    The best thing about these ‘student’ rallies are the pictures of all the elderly people who actually attended them.


    • osirisopto says:

      I tend to believe that shows the amount of real support these nutso gun laws actually have.

      I wonder what proportion of people in the real world are actually hoarding weapons like there’s no tomorrow, truly believe that more guns will make us safer, and honestly think arming a half blind fourth grade math teacher, and 63 year old janitor is a good idea.

      I would be shocked if it was greater than the proportion of the population who would stick their dick in the light socket.

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  2. Tomi Lahren never has anything intelligent to say. She’s just dumb.


    • osirisopto says:

      For her it was a choice between being a right wing hate monger, or stripping.

      Either involves a bunch of droolers ogling her and getting pawed by the boss, but one gets six figures and doesn’t require a boob job.

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Is, not are… I blame my grammar fail on working the graveyard shift.


    • tengrain says:

      “The pictures of all the elderly people who actually attended these ‘student’ rallies are the best thing.”

      Yes, but some of ’em are still wanting to graduate from high school. Besides, this year they might make the team!



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  4. Apparently, these People Of The Gun are not COMPLETE idiots; they were concerned about all the unregulated firearms carried by morons that would be prevalent at these rallies.

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  5. Mac from Oregon says:

    At least she can’t shoot her dick off.


  6. roket says:

    In response to our internet Rage Girlfriend, spoiled little brats shouldn’t lecture people about their parenting skills.

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  7. YellowDog says:

    A classic pose:


  8. Redhand says:

    Tomi Lahren?

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  9. Karla says:

    In Palm Beach, Fla., about 100 people were expected to rally at a park; 13 came, including organizer Ashley Johnson, three speakers and the parents of two of the speakers.
    So FIVE people not directly part of the program at the “rally” attended?
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
    There may be hope for Floriduh yet.

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