Goodbye Pruitt. Here’s Your Roadmap and Cheese Sandwich

I’m shocked.

And like that, Pruitt was gone, but will not be forgotten, likely, ever. And hopefully the indictments will be forthcoming, blog only knows the sketchy stuff this grifter was into.

Every administration has buffoons and grifters, but very few administrations have one who sets the standards for corruption for eons to come. From his 24 X 7 security detail, to his cone of silence, to the first class airfare, there was not a penny he left behind. He even bought $100 pens.

And then there’s the bizarre way he used EPA staff as his personal Fetch-Its, from securing a used Trump Hotel Mattress (Oh, gross!), to trying to find a high-paying job for his wife (who was, pre-Pruitt, a public-school nurse).

And then there were the industry taboos he carried out in dark of night, from his $50 Ameros/night industry-lobbiest-paid condo, to his second set of calendars and appointment books, there was no graft that was too large or too small.

The story that was always being whispered was that Pruitt felt insecure in an administration that boasted so many million- and billionaires that he tried to sit as large as he could on a relatively small asset (so to speak).

But what was really small was his integrity.

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15 Responses to Goodbye Pruitt. Here’s Your Roadmap and Cheese Sandwich

  1. FelineMama says:

    “Outstanding progress” “Tremendous job”!! On the EPA??!!
    Damn, I must’ve been on that moon trip, or that evening 5 mos. ago when I was kidnapped by aliens. I missed all this!!
    The aliens were very polite, BTW. We had quite a chat.

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    • MDavis says:

      “Outstanding progress” “Tremendous job”!! On the EPA??!!
      Well, yeah. He did a bang up job, just what Trump and his buddies wanted.
      Glad to hear the aliens were NICE – if you see them again, say hi for me, OK?

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    • HarpoSnarx says:

      Kang and Kodos ARE very affable for two big green drooling alien overlords. Strangely orange overlords – not a fan.

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  2. donnah says:

    Honestly, I thought he would never leave. Any Democrat who ever pulled the crap he did would have been gone in a heartbeat, but we all know how “special” Trump’s administration is. They let him get away with blatant theft and abuse of privileges, not to mention how he destroyed the EPA and countless laws that should protect us. Gad, what a shit he is!

    So good riddance, Pruitt, you fucker. Live a long life filled with terrible things happening to you every day.

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    We’d better get those tactical pants back.

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  4. moeman says:

    American heroine;

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  5. Buttemilk Sky says:

    Kristin Mink. who confronted Pruitt in a restaurant, teaches at Sidwell Friends, the school attended by — wait for it — THE OBAMA SISTERS! That’s right, she’s part of the deep state coup plot! This goes all the way to the top, sheeple!!!11!

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  6. purplehead says:

    Scott Pruitt leaving the EPA building

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  7. Redhand says:

    The Orange Asshole’s tweet praising this ethically challenged criminal will make a great ad for “draining the Swamp” in future, no? His utter tone-deafness to ethics in govt. (or anywhere, for that matter) iis, shall we say, “remarkable.”

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  8. roket says:

    I’m more interested in the straw that broke the camel’s back. It must have been a really big one.

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  9. jurassicpork says:

    I’m pretty sure they never got back the chair he sat on the last time he testified before Congress.

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  10. the future of the EPA is very bright!

    Well at least it’s bright until the flames burn out.

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