Hi there, scissorheads!
It’s me, Tex, on vacation from teaching and wasting entirely too many hours following #secondcivilwarletters on the twitter machine. It’s hysterical. Here’s my contribution, but there are thousands to choose from.
I tried to infiltrate the resisters and sell them shoes, but they only want hiking boots and hippie sandals. They don’t even care if their purses match! I am coming home. Kiss daddy for me.
— Texas Betsy (@TexBetsy) July 3, 2018