New Land-Speed Record Set!

The Shadow Knows!

So while many of us were out protesting his policies, Comrade Trump was busy golfing and lying. BTW, it was a new record of lies this week! On average 15/day!

How does he manage to cram so many lies into so few words?

  1. I wish that the Dims were making a strong push to abolish ICE, but so far I have not seen any sort of official coordinated messaging.
  2. Prznint Liar should tell us the name of the towns. Or even just one town. I’d love to know more about the liberation of which he speaks. Gasp! Maybe this was the famous Battle of Bowling Green to which Bullshit Barbie referred?

But wait! Ginsu knives!

The Dims want to get rid of all Police?

There must be some sort of law of physics to which he alone is immune.

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11 Responses to New Land-Speed Record Set!

  1. roket says:

    Sadly, there are those among us who believe every word Comrade Preznint Stupid utters as evidenced by this video:

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  2. He’s been channeling his inner Duterte again …eradicating the worst criminal elements…

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    We will make an exception for the FBI if they hurry the hell up.

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  4. Steve-O says:

    I feel safer knowing that brown non-English speaking children are being put in camps and (allegedly) making Ivanka branded products.

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  5. RWW says:

    ICE/ Police get his real message: I need loyal followers to tear babies away from their mothers and crush liberal protesters in the streets. See, you brave and good souls, I’ll always protect you no matter what!

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  6. osirisopto says:

    It was Brigadoon!

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  7. donnah says:

    It still pisses me off that he fucking golfs practically every damned weekend. WT everloving F? Why isn’t this a thing people make a stink about? It’s not petty to criticize the leader of the country for leaving the White House to play golf every weekend. It’s a matter of the man not caring about national security, current events, his own criminal investigation, and a million other pressing issues. It’s about screwing around with democracy and not being vested in what happens on a daily basis.

    Honestly, everything he does is an affront to the American people.

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