I would love to have my address as #1 Poontang Boomerang, Dallas Texas.
That’s almost worth moving to Texas.
You had me until ‘Dallas, Texas’.
But it would make living in Dallas more endurable, no?
Well, I live about 20 miles NNW of there, but McKee St. is two blocks long, SW to NE, split by S. Akard St., about 0.4 mile south of the I-30 mess below downtown Dallas, according to Google Earth. I found it as McKee, but no luck as Poontang Boomerang; bummer! A trip thru the two blocks on Street View showed no buildings fronting on McKee.
I live in Carrollton; not Dallas, but if I did I’d be down there asking the street-naming department to approve the name change, having experienced a poontang boomerang four times in the first 37 of my 77 years. Everyone else called it divorce, altho an unexpected pregnancy might also qualify.
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It seems like a good slang term for 69. #69 Poontang Boomerang might really work out well.
Well there goes my porn star name. I guess I’ll have to go back to using the street you live on and your first pets name. “54th Street Whiskers” just doesn’t have the same appeal though.
Depends, Darkstar. A boy could make a fine living with a name like that in certain neighborhoods.
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