The Crazee State of Alabama, Y’all!

“Trust me, comrades, why would I lie?”

Sen. Richard Shelby (R-AL) wants Pooty-Poot to know that y’all are welcome to come-back now, ya hear!

“Most countries would meddle and play in our domestic elections if they could, and some of them have,” the Washington Examiner quoted Sen. Richard Shelby, an Alabama Republican and chairman of the powerful Appropriations Committee, as saying.

“We have to be realistic nations are going to do what is in their next [sic] interest; we’ve done a lot of things too.”

I note dryly that Shelby is a former chairman of the Senate’s intelligence committee, and maybe not coink-a-dinkly gonna be celebrating our Independence Day by going to Russia, as good patriots do. Shelby, here’s a pro tip: stay away from the hookers, and don’t drink the tea.

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5 Responses to The Crazee State of Alabama, Y’all!

  1. Parfigliano says:

    Clinton went to Russia about 20 years before being elected President as a Rhodes or Oxford Scholar and the Orcs went nuts. It proved he was a russian plant, a commie stooge amongst us.

    Now the whole GOP IS Hip deep in Russians and we should probably examine Hillary’s email for the yth time.


  2. Bruce388 says:

    Putin must have a lot of pee tapes.


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