Pop Quiz!

🎶 Here She Comes, Possum Queen, Elmira Gantry! ♬

Hey guys, remember a few weeks ago the rumor started spreading that Elmira Gantry was going to quit her job at the end of the year, and then she squashed all of our hopes and dreams by Tweeting that it wasn’t true?

Well, it seems that her boss, Comrade Trump was getting ready to give the old ho the ol’ heave-ho because she did not walk out during the Nerd Prom while she was filling in for him (and when you think about that, it’s pretty funny!) — and really said that she was WEAK for sitting at taking it IN HER FACE.

But then, a Red Hen miracle occurred.

If there’s one thing the Mango-hued Shitgibbon understands, it is the power of being a victim. So now, instead of being on hew way out the door, Elmira Gantry is going to set a Secret Service Security Detail.

So here’s the pop quiz: so for 1/17 of 0.2% of your summer session grade, give Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders her SS code name!

I am claiming already: Shower Curtain (in honor of her couture).

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26 Responses to Pop Quiz!

  1. tengrain says:

    We need some laughter around this joint is why! — TG

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  2. Wally says:

    UGH.

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  3. donnah says:

    Wall-eye

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  4. Steve-O says:

    Either “Easy-Cheese Plate” or “Velveeta”.

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  5. Bruce388 says:

    Missed Congeniality.

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  6. another kiwi says:

    Statistics. (lies, damn lies and statistics)

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  7. Lsamsa says:

    Sunshine.

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  8. FelineMama says:

    Pearl Dragon Lady.

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  9. Why? says:

    GiggleFarts.

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  10. jurassicpork says:

    Alternate Fats.

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  11. osirisopto says:

    Demon Dog

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  12. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Possum Chomper

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  13. Buttemilk Sky says:

    Arkansow

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  14. Parfigliano says:

    Twat

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  15. revzafod says:

    Uberscheißsprayer Hucksterbee.

    In other news, my check for $200 went out in the mail on Monday to the owner of the Red Hen, at 11 E. Washington St., Lexington, VA 24450, if anyone’s interested. The Red Hen is 1/2 mile from VMI, where I graduated in 1962.

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  16. MDavis says:

    My entry: Smoked Gouda

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  17. Condi says:

    The Trump Hisser

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  18. RobGinChicago says:

    Based on that photo, I’d say “Quaalude.”

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  19. RWW says:

    Mama Crass

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