Well, it seems that her boss, Comrade Trump was getting ready to give the old ho the ol’ heave-ho because she did not walk out during the Nerd Prom while she was filling in for him (and when you think about that, it’s pretty funny!) — and really said that she was WEAK for sitting at taking it IN HER FACE.
But then, a Red Hen miracle occurred.
If there’s one thing the Mango-hued Shitgibbon understands, it is the power of being a victim. So now, instead of being on hew way out the door, Elmira Gantry is going to set a Secret Service Security Detail.
So here’s the pop quiz: so for 1/17 of 0.2% of your summer session grade, give Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders her SS code name!
I am claiming already: Shower Curtain (in honor of her couture).