🎶 Here She Comes, Possum Queen, Elmira Gantry! ♬
Well, it seems that her boss, Comrade Trump was getting ready to give the old ho the ol’ heave-ho because she did not walk out during the Nerd Prom while she was filling in for him (and when you think about that, it’s pretty funny!) — and really said that she was WEAK for sitting at taking it IN HER FACE.
But then, a Red Hen miracle occurred.
If there’s one thing the Mango-hued Shitgibbon understands, it is the power of being a victim. So now, instead of being on hew way out the door, Elmira Gantry is going to set a Secret Service Security Detail.
So here’s the pop quiz: so for 1/17 of 0.2% of your summer session grade, give Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders her SS code name!
I am claiming already: Shower Curtain (in honor of her couture).
We need some laughter around this joint is why! — TG
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Red Hun.
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Beat me to it!
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UGH.
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Wall-eye
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Either “Easy-Cheese Plate” or “Velveeta”.
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Missed Congeniality.
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Statistics. (lies, damn lies and statistics)
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Sunshine.
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Pearl Dragon Lady.
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GiggleFarts.
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Thunderlips.
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Alternate Fats.
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Demon Dog
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Possum Chomper
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Arkansow
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LUVVIT! PURR-fect!!
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Twat
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Simple, direct, to the point – but it applies to so many other people in this cluster clown fuck.
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Uberscheißsprayer Hucksterbee.
In other news, my check for $200 went out in the mail on Monday to the owner of the Red Hen, at 11 E. Washington St., Lexington, VA 24450, if anyone’s interested. The Red Hen is 1/2 mile from VMI, where I graduated in 1962.
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My entry: Smoked Gouda
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Idea?
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/fighting-nazis-fake-news-180962481/
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Gobbles
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The Trump Hisser
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Based on that photo, I’d say “Quaalude.”
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Mama Crass
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