Vroom-Vroom: Trump’s Trade Wars Speed Up!

Eric Trump Joins a Biker Gang!

Harley-Davidson has announced that it will shift some of its motorcycle production overseas to avoid the tariffs imposed by the European Union in response to Comrade Trump’s steel and aluminum levies.

In a filing, the company—which Comrade Trump previously called “a true American Icon”—estimated that tariffs would increase by $2,200 Ameros the cost of every motorcycle exported from the U.S. to the EU.

“Harley-Davidson believes the tremendous cost increase, if passed on to its dealers and retail customers, would have an immediate and lasting detrimental impact to its business in the region, reducing customer access to Harley-Davidson products and negatively impacting the sustainability of its dealers’ businesses. Increasing international production to alleviate the E.U. tariff burden is not the company’s preference, but represents the only sustainable option to make its motorcycles accessible to customers in the E.U. and maintain a viable business in Europe.”

To which Comrade Stupid replied (on the Tweeter-twatter, naturally):

So, you see Trade Wars are really easy to win.

 

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3 Responses to Vroom-Vroom: Trump’s Trade Wars Speed Up!

  1. roket says:

    They surrendered, they quit? Because hiding your money in an offshore account to avoid taxes or using cheap overseas labor is completely different.

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  2. RWW says:

    I thought only socialist governments “pick winners and losers” and “tell private corporations what they can build and where they can build it.” I remember one president who was called a socialist just for suggesting that private business didn’t build all the civil infrastructure that allowed for its success and profit.

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  3. Jules MomCat says:

    How long will it take for Suckface to match our economy to 1929?

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