Trump’s Kobayashi Maru Sets Off Again

Preznint Shithole speaks!

Maybe he meant Red Tide?

Anyway, Prznint Comrade just stabbed the Republicans in the back again with this tweet.

Comrade’s tweet ensures that no wingnut will have to take a vote on immigration before the elections. They can stand tall with the short-fingered vulgarian. “See, I’m Making America Great Again by doin’ nuttin’,” they can say to the upright citizens brigade in Possum Hollar. “Vote for me!”

As we noted previously, Speaker of the House and infamous Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan has been flailing heroically to get a cruel immigration bill passed on Republican-only votes so that the sadists and orcs in his caucus can return to Possum Hollar to declare that the swarthy menace has been stopped at the border. So Trump has also personally stabbed ZEGS in the back again, too. Also.

The Freedom Caucus’ Final Solution had its chance on the floor, and the slightly less odious bill was supposed to be next, but then Hair Furher stepped in it and tracked it through the house, so to speak. If ZEGS brings up the Next To Final Solution bill, it will fail now that Trump has said he doesn’t want a bill.

So in a sense, Comrade Trump just put himself and his caucus (and ZEGS in particular) onto the Kobayashi Maru: the less-rabid Wingnuts (hahahaha, stop it! yr killing me!) are expected to sign the discharge petition and thus free four (4!) immigration bills from their committees and bring them to the floor for a vote, where it is possible that one could pass with support from the Dims.

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10 Responses to Trump’s Kobayashi Maru Sets Off Again

  1. roket says:

    Please keep in mind that the goal of the Freedom Caucus is to shrink government to the size where they can drown it in a bathtub. As prophesized by Prophet Grover Norquist.

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    • w3ski4me says:

      Yea, about that. They are now working on a return the kids agency, as well as the new camps and all that money too. Just when are we going to see this “smaller government” they propose? This whole cluster F causing some Big Spending.


  2. Dennis Cole says:

    Backfire, blowback and backlash. Howzabout that? Caging children causes political PR nightmares. Whoda thunk it?


  3. Osirisopto says:

    There’s only one things trump does better than backstabbing, thats shooting himself in the foot.


  4. JDM says:

    Interesting that the bothsiders who insist that Democrats should compromise some legislation never seems to notice that the Republican majorities in Congress can’t even compromise with themselves.


  5. RWW says:

    Comrade Stupid accuses Dems of playing games and politicizing immigration, then calls upon Republicans to join him in further politicizing immigration to use an issue against the Dems in the fall elections. One can’t claim moral high ground when one has no morals and is standing in a self-dug cesspit.

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    • osirisopto says:

      Yeah, most R’s are good at projection.
      In this 45 proves he’s no R.

      At least, knowing Trump has no future in politics we can all sleep a little better knowing his greatest claim to fame is going to be going bankrupt while owning a money printing machine, kidnapping, sexual assault, getting played by a tin-pot dictator with a bad haircut, and being ashamed of the size of his dick.

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  6. Pyed says:

    I wonder if these ghastly morons realize that if the government is ever successfully shrunk to the point where it is completely ineffectual, they’ll be the first things drowned in a bathtub?

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