Happy Hour News Briefs
An evangelical leader who asked to not be named tells CBN News Ivanka Trump donated $50,000 to a church in Plano, Texas after hearing about its efforts to help immigrant children at the southern border.
Now, I don’t want to suggest that someone doing PR for the always-silent the Jar-Jar Vanka (who is always too busy posting pictures to Instagram of herself looking employed and whatnot) would stoop so low as to humble-brag that the First Shady donated $50K Ameros, but… when the donor and the donee both are anonymous, it’s really hard NOT to speculate who is tipping the media to this, um, feckless story.
Maybe John Barron has a daughter? Yeah. We’ll go with that.