Happy Hour News Briefs
Let’s watch our old pal, Coach Dave, tell us how we can help the kidnapped children at the border. Pro tip: You don’t have to listen very long; he gets to the point!
What’s got his panties in a knot today is that goddless liberals are on higher moral ground than his fellow theocratical scolds, because…
“If you really want to help the people on the border, go get them and bring them into your house, but don’t make me do it! That’s between me and the Lord … I’m sure as H-E-double-L-L [sic] not going to make sure that the government takes care of them. I thought there was a separation between the church and the state? I thought morality was personal? Yet the government is telling the church how the church should behave!”
Did I get it right?
Anyway, he strokes out and I shut it down in about 10 seconds.