News That Will Drive You To Drink

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We shouldda have gotten some Quatloos on this one, it seems so obvious now:

Got that? Those kids locked up in cages are CRISIS ACTORS!!1!

Man, this is sad. Long-in-the-tooth agent provocateuse, Ann Coulter has stooped to cribbing her act from Alex Jones. I’m old enough to remember when she was the fresh, young, hater in the GOP firmament.

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14 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. another kiwi says:

    Puts on surprised trousers Oh, she’s bullshitting again.
    “It’s unclear what New Yorker article Coulter was referring to.
    A New York Times report published last month cited officials saying that migrant children had been coached on what to say in order to be granted asylum, as a defense of the administration’s recently implemented zero-tolerance policy.”


  2. When I heard she said that I realized that what Samantha Bee said about Ivanka was really too watered down. I was thinking “feckless coult” all day to be honest.

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  3. Pyed says:

    Some people try really hard to find how they can give you what you need, Others try really hard to find how they can deny giving you what you need, And then there’s Ann Coulter, who doesn’t try to find anything, She just whips up a heaping helping of horseshit for every occasion.

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  4. Lsamsa says:

    What a needy vessel of hate she is.

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  5. I will go completely looksist here, because she has so obviously traded on her Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS looks for so long, but her eyes are looking tired and haunted. Looking forward to her ‘new look’ when she has the perpetually surprised look….

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    • Bruce388 says:

      Tomi Lahren’s already taken Ann’s place. Posed with a gun in her crotch and everything.

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    • MDavis says:

      She used to be the worst person in the room with the stupidest hate, the best of the worst, really. Now she is just a middle-of-the-pack hack. How will she compete now?
      Haunted, indeed.

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  6. Bosma says:

    Still rocking the black cocktail party dress after 20 something years. Yeesh…

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  7. mellowjohn says:

    “For those of you unfamiliar with her work, Ann Coulter is 43 pounds of rode-hard, visibly-decomposing, Republican slunkmeat who has worked frantically over the past 20 years to stay at the far-end of the “Wingnuts Saying The Most Godawful Shit Imaginable” bell curve.” –Drift Glass (read the whole post at


  8. MDavis says:

    By the rules of Republican projection, we should find someone,somewhere, who is playing the media for the White Supremacist agenda. Crisis Actors, watch for them.


  9. roket says:

    The preznint should not watch the news on TV? That’s where he gets his best material.


  10. Buttemilk Sky says:

    No one can find the alleged New Yorker article. She has gone full trump. Just pull it out of your ass as you go along.


  11. Pyed says:

    Alex Jones is as pretty as mAnn Coulter, unless you have a thing for sharks, and they’re both the same sex. Still, Coulter doesn’t turn red-faced and threaten to blow giblets of brain matter all around the inside of your monitor. However, the acidic spittle flying from Coulter’s lips seem quite likely to burn through the screen and cause havoc in the real world.

    I’d declare it a tie and call them both losers.


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