Melancholia Speaks!

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First Lady Melania Trump said, via her spokesperson Stephanie Grisham:

“Mrs Trump hates to see children separated from their families and hopes both sides of the aisle can finally come together to achieve successful immigration reform. She believes we need to be a country that follows all laws, but also a country that governs with heart.”

All this is missing is the signature, “My Wife,” written with a Sharpie in the traditional richter-scale scrawl.

Does anyone think Mel actually wrote this?

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5 Responses to Melancholia Speaks!

  1. Osirisopto says:

    No mention of the iron fist trump admires so, I see.

    I guess that’ll be the October surprise.

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  2. roket says:

    Only if when she says “both sides of the aisle” she means Steve Miller & Jeff Sessions. I’m sure that she is aware by now that her husband is a mere puppet in this matter. She should write a book after the old geezer croaks.

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  3. FelineMama says:

    Good job, Stephanie. You truly earned your salary today. Good syntax & spelling.
    Does Ma Lady, have problems walking out to a speaker’s mic to verbally express HER “feelings”?
    WTF is going on?!?

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  4. Pyed says:

    “Mrs. Trump hates any person who separates children from their families and hopes both sides of the aisle can finally come together to achieve successful impeachment. She believes we need to be a country that follows all laws, so why don’t we quit dragging our feet and get on with it.”

    If it ever says that, then I’ll believe Melania wrote it.

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