Happy Hour News Briefs
Let’s see how Fox is positioning the news that Manafort is going to Jail because he was witness tampering.
Thank god 69-year-old Paul Manafort is finally behind bars. Unchain the door, let the kids play outside. We’re safe. Downside: now that unregistered lobbying for foreign governments is an enforceable felony, most of Washington is going to have to report to jail.
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) June 15, 2018
Um, Tucker, stick to Panda eff’ing. Unregistered lobbying is a felony and has been for quite a while. Keep up with the rest of the class.