News That Will Drive You to Drink

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Tucker wants in on the Panda-Eff’ing. Only guessing, of course.

Let’s see how Fox is positioning the news that Manafort is going to Jail because he was witness tampering.

Um, Tucker, stick to Panda eff’ing. Unregistered lobbying is a felony and has been for quite a while. Keep up with the rest of the class.

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You to Drink

  1. Sean666 says:

    Well if we run out of room in the prisons we could use one of Trumps WALMART concentration camps.


  2. Osirisopto says:

    Is that a confession, Tucker?


  3. RWW says:

    Tucker probably screamed himself hoarse with “Lock Her Up!” during the GOP convention while fapping away furiously at Rudy, Flynn, Gov. Sammiches and Comrade Stupid whenever they led that particular chant. He knows a real felon when he sees one.


  4. JDM says:

    Now, OTOH, if Manafort was black and selling loose cigarettes.


  5. MDavis says:

    Just realized – he’s distinguishing “enforceable felony” from “felony” here, isn’t he.

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  6. A.J. says:

    “Unregistered lobbying is a felony and has been for quite a while.”

    Quite a while?

    The Foreign Agents Registration Act was passed in 1938. The year Neville Chamberlain went to Germany. When Orson Wells broadcast “War of The Worlds” on radio. Back when the minimum hourly wage was 40 cents an hour. Eighty (80!) years ago!


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