News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Let’s meet Martina Markota, the greatest living Rudyard Kipling fangrrrrl, who says that it is indeed the White Man’s Burden:

She seems nice, huh?

I think we’re gonna hear more about her and Rebel Media (gadzooks, what a name) before too long.

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10 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. M. Bouffant says:

    Not to be confuzzled w/ Rebel Music.


  2. Rokai says:

    Western Civilization! A rallying call only dogs can hear.

    (An article about them from 2017: )


  3. Karla says:

    Yet she forgets (or does not know) that when Italian immigrants came to the U.S. during the 19th and early 20th century, they were not considered “white.”


  4. Osirisopto says:

    Just a little more cleaveage, honey. You don’t get the full effect unless you can get a sense of volume.

    Then you’ll hear all about how hard it is from your fan base.


  5. ming says:

    Pseudo-intellectual douche nozzle, or as Mrs. Ming is wont to say, what a dumb ass..

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  6. Paul Fredine says:

    she does realize that plato was ancient greek so might not actually be considered ‘white’, right? and the optics that go along with her poetic recitation look amazingly egyptian. again, not really a ‘white’ civilization.


  7. Osirisopto says:

    And she owes everything she has to the girl at the Este Lauder counter at Macy’s.


  8. roket says:

    Her hair needs more bleach. Much more.


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