News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Our new pal, conspiracy theorist Paul Begley, whom you might not be surprised to learn is a Xristian Pastor of some sort, is only asking the difficult questions: Did Illuminatti Assassins use a heart-attack gun to kill Andrew Breitbart and, um, heart-attackize (is too a word!) White House economic adviser Larry Kudlow:

Chilling, if true!

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8 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Illuminati? What’s next? Freemasons? We’re goin’ OLD SKOOL, PEOPLE!

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  2. Parfigliano says:

    Kudlow heart attack? I call bullshit. Larry found his coke spoon is the more likely explanation.

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  3. Jim says:

    Random events get a RW conspiracy response. Surprised? Thinking not so much.

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  4. Ten Bears says:

    Damn! The secret is out. Somebody’s gonna’ get their tongue and scrotum ripped out while rattlesnake venom drips in their eyes.

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  5. Man! If we were that powerful with that kind of techniques at our disposal, it is incomprehensible how the Republicans control so much of the gobblemint….

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  6. my god, these guys have a type, don’t they? It’s like being a corpulent balding dude with a wing nut face mullet works as warning coloration, saying “do not engage me in conversation”….

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  7. jimbo57 says:

    It’s time travel, people. As you all know…err WILL know, time travel will be discovered in 2030. Deathbed Larry Kudlow will get hold of a machine in 2030. He’ll use it to travel back in time to 1969. Once there, he tracked down 1969 Larry Kudlow coming out of a meeting of the SDS, and proceeded to fill him in on his future career trajectory. The stint at Bear-Stearns. The Reagan White House. Editor at the National Review. Enraged, 1969 Larry Kudlow hijacked the way-back machine, setting the egg-timer to 2018, to kill his future self. He failed…THIS time…

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  8. Bosma says:

    Whaddabout….

    Whaddabout….

    Whaddabout….

    Whaddabout Scarecrows brain…!!!!!!

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