Bad Headlines, Cont.

How come you mooks never told me about the national treasure that is Florida?

Anyway, here’s our headline:

Florida Man Bites Neighbor’s Ear Off Over a Cigarette

Yes, it is old, but damn! After the ATM beating last night, I wondered how Florida could top itself, and apparently the answer is, “Hold my beer.”

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15 Responses to Bad Headlines, Cont.

  1. Czippee l'Shimp says:

    I don’t understand your confusion. Is it that an ear for a cigarette is an unreasonable rate of exchange, or that anyone in Florida has any ears left?

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  2. E.A. Blair says:

    That link leads to a page that blocks people with ad blockers.

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    • tengrain says:

      Well, the headline is really the only part you need. FYI, I have ad blockers too; you probably have industrial strength blockers!

      Rgds,

      TG

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    • Karla says:

      There’s a tiny link “Continue to article” that lets you get to it without disabling. At least it worked with Adblock Plus.

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  3. You must go peruse the motherlode: https://twitter.com/_floridaman

    Ironically, the image on FloridaMan’s twitter account….comes from Ohio, iirc.

    The Florida of the North.

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  4. miroker says:

    Not all of us living in Floriduh are idiots like this guy and the other TrumPutin supporters are. Cigarettes are bad for you anyway.

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  5. Karla says:

    Yeah, unfortunately, I pass thousands of them on I-4 on my way to work everyday.

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  6. Osirisopto says:

    We didnt tell you about Floridaman because it’s best to let sleeping dogs…oh, too late.

    Florida man claims dog shot his sleeping girlfriend.

    https://www.clickorlando.com/strange-florida/dog-shoots-sleeping-woman

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  7. ming says:

    I’m always relieved when FloridaMan turns out to not be my brother. Not sure what happened to that boy.

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  8. we figured you were trying to maintain some shred of productive time during each day….

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  9. I know that tobacco addiction makes for some strange behaviors to fill the nicotine receptors, but I still can’t see how an ear fulfills that need; no matter HOW MUCH that unwilling ear donor smoked….

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  10. Bruce388 says:

    I blame the insecticides.

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