Trump: The Spice Must Flow

I cannot imagine what must be going through the mind of  Bomb ‘Em All Bolton at the conclusion of the Two Dictator’s Play Date.

Trump got chumped and Kim got a win. From the morning email thingie from Tiger Beat (emphasis mine):

SOME BIG NEWS … THE PRESIDENT — who said he had not slept for the previous 25 hours — said he wanted to get U.S. soldiers off of the Korean Peninsula. “War games,” as Trump called them, will stop. Trump added that the bombers that participate in the military exercises come from Guam, a six-and-a-half hour flight, which costs the U.S. a lot of money.

…and I’m sure that cost savings will make NK’s probably nuclear targets of Japan and South Korea really happy.

In addition to giving up those security measures, Comrade Stupid also gave human rights abuse Exhibit A Kim something much more valuable: a lot of photo-op propaganda and validation. Trump returns empty handed, but knows where he will build Trump Tower and condos:

“As an example, they have great beaches. You see that whenever they’re exploding their cannons into the ocean, right?” Trump said at the news conference.

“Wouldn’t that make a great condo? … You could have the best hotels in the world right there. Think of it from a real estate perspective. You have South Korea. You have China. And they own the land in the middle. How bad is that? Right? It’s great.”

The Spice Must Flow.

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10 Responses to Trump: The Spice Must Flow

  1. RWW says:

    What could we possibly gain from making South Korea and Japan secure for all these decades? Surely nothing, so piss it all away by kissing a murderous dictator’s ass until he lets you buy up his beachfront property and build a big shitty tower with your name on top in giant gold letters.


    • Redhand says:

      Yes. That is exactly this lunatic’s perspective.

      BTW, the last time we signaled a willingness to pull troops out of Korea, the North started the Korean War.

      He sure loves kissing the asses of murderous dictators, doesn’t he?

      I no longer recognize my own country under this fascist pig.


  2. Bruce388 says:

    A Trump Tower in North Korea gives Putin another place to launder money. Good job, Donnie.


  3. Jules MomCat says:

    Suckface’s international policy goal, obviously, is to eliminate nationalism, globally, to let greed run the world. Flush treaties down the shitter to elevate Money, Money, Money! GHNL–Greed Hath No Limits!


  4. osirisopto says:

    Who needs the G-6?

    As for the mustache of war he can blow it out his a$$.

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  5. Bolton is not the one to watch. Lindsey Graham is the one to watch.


  6. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Spring Break in Pyongyang!

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  7. roket says:

    Perhaps someone should tell the dumb fuck that the Gaza Strip also has nice beaches.


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