News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Pastor Paul Begley wants us to know that the Illuminatti killed Kate Spade and Anthony Bourdain:

“Why, during the 66th annual meeting of Bilderberg, how come this stuff is happening?” he asked. “How did Kate Spade and Antony Bourdain die back to back during the Bilderberg meetings going on in Italy? What are the odds? High profile sacrifices of the Illuminati? I don’t know. We see it every year, though. We see it every year.”

(Side note: Comcast has been down in my corner of Seattle most of the day. Welcome to our freedom from Net Neutrality!)

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2 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. roket says:

    It was the Clinton’s, stupid.

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  2. I had a discussion with neighboring tenant in my building today, and was remarking about the cost of my AT&T service. 3 lines, one of which doubles as DSL service, with moderate speeds. Has doubled in cost over the last 3 years. Loss of Net Neutrality doesn’t mean they’re not screwing us anyway. Time to start juggling service to obtain introductory pricing, over and over again, but it seems like I can save $250 bucks every damn month. And in a year, rinse wash repeat…

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