The Russian Usurper went to the G-7 meeting (and who do I pay those Quatloos to?) with his usual reticence in his RSVP:

…arrived fashionably late and reportedly skipped out of his previously negotiated 1:1 meeting France’s President Emmanuel Macron, Comrade Trump asked why no one invited his BFF Vlad to the party, and then told them all that the entire world should eliminate all trade barriers.

“We should at least consider no tariffs, no barriers — scrapping all of it,” Trump said, according to officials who were listening and taking notes.

And then he told his host that he was leaving early to go to another, better party in Singapore with a really cool kid, and you’re not invited, LOSERS, and that he hated the birthday cake anyway.

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4 Responses to Diplomatude!

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    But was there any water-bottle dropping, er, strategically placing on the floor? Ink-wiring minds want to know!


  2. Buttemilk Sky says:

    Any typhoons between here and Singapore? Asking for a friend.

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  3. C Montgomery Burns says:

    There’s a great meme going round’…


    • MDavis says:

      Bolton is the only one who appears to be running his mouth in the photo. Big surprise is that donnie isn’t talking.
      Bolton: “Since you didn’t invite Putin, I’ll be your puppeteer this evening.”


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