500 Quatloos Pence Will Go To Quebec

Hey, Mikey! Does your Mother know?

The WaPo tells us, Comrade Stupid complained, bigly, to his staff about having to spend two whole days in Canada. He thinks (hahaha! stop it! yer killing me!) that “the trip is a distraction from his upcoming Singapore summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un”—you know, the summit that he said he doesn’t have to prepare very much for, because it’s about attitude.

Comrade cannot even get his story straight to his own staff. Pathetic. It’s probably closer to the truth that Comrade Stupid doesn’t want to go anyplace where his fragile ego might get dented, and considering that France has already called the outcome G-6, well, Comrade knows he will be as welcome as a fart in church.

Anyway, there’s still time for him to send the walking termite buffet in his place. Anyone want to wager some Quatloos that Pence will be in Quebec to face those bilingual meanies who speak in tongues and use complete sentences?

 

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5 Responses to 500 Quatloos Pence Will Go To Quebec

  1. Well, don’t we all remember in the dim prehistory of the Summer of ’16, all those centuries ago, when Kasich revealed that Dolt 45 offered him the Veep and said ‘You can be in charge of everything, foreign policy, domestic policy, etc. I just wanna sit in the Bigly Chair and get on TeeVee’

    And Kasich, to his credit and a Yuuuge deposit to his karma account, noped the hell outta there like a common noping octopus:

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  2. roket says:

    He’ll have to check with mother first.

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  3. Pyed says:

    A former school teacher, a French man (one with whom he has held hands) two silver-haired daddies, a Japanese Tom Cont lookalike, two elderly ladies and a man with the ferocious sounding surname of Tusk are holding the King of the World in check So it looks like the G7 won’t become the GR+7 by admitting Russia, or as French President Emmanuel Macron put it, representing the last country to impose sanctions against Russia, Mr. Trump’s proposal is “incoherent.”

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    • Bruce388 says:

      Trump’s proposal? Incoherent? Hard to believe. He must not have used enough of his best words.

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  4. moeman says:

    Someone tell Termite that same sex marriage is legal up here.

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