The WaPo tells us, Comrade Stupid complained, bigly, to his staff about having to spend two whole days in Canada. He thinks (hahaha! stop it! yer killing me!) that “the trip is a distraction from his upcoming Singapore summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un”—you know, the summit that he said he doesn’t have to prepare very much for, because it’s about attitude.
Comrade cannot even get his story straight to his own staff. Pathetic. It’s probably closer to the truth that Comrade Stupid doesn’t want to go anyplace where his fragile ego might get dented, and considering that France has already called the outcome G-6, well, Comrade knows he will be as welcome as a fart in church.
Anyway, there’s still time for him to send the walking termite buffet in his place. Anyone want to wager some Quatloos that Pence will be in Quebec to face those bilingual meanies who speak in tongues and use complete sentences?