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Hey, you guys! Liz Crokin wants you to know that she’s like totally, a legit journalist and stuff, and like, why would she cover Comet Pingpong/Pizzagate/Pedogate/Satanic ritual sacrifice and eating of children (and the delicious Podesta bolognese sauce), like, if she wasn’t legit?
And also/too to back up her celebrity journalism cred, well, here we go, smear Kate Spade now departed and cannot defend her reputation:
But, you know, Kate Spade/Illuminati/cannibals/Podesta/Pizza! (Drink-up!)
Kate Spade’s husband, Andy Spade, sure loves pizza! 🍕 pic.twitter.com/oR1rR98V1M
— LIZ ThesePeopleRSick (@LizCrokin) June 5, 2018