Michigan Republican Seems Nice

Hey! Michigan must feel left out! What with Washington’s Republicans having elected a White Supremacist to the GOP central committee, Michigan needed to do something to get back into the GOP Clown Car Driver’s Seat

Michigan State Senate candidate Mike Saari argues men being attracted to 12-year-old girls is normal because it’s in the Bible.

Saari made headlines last February after making deplorable comments about the female judge in the Larry Nassar trial concerning the sexual abuse of underage gymnasts, at one point calling the judge a “feminazi” and making crude reference to her sex life.

Oh, dear.

“Judge was wrong for her personal vocal opinions on record… That should be a crime against jurisprudence itself… Lastly, what do you think this feminazi judge would say if her husband asked for a BJ?”


“Woman don’t seem to understand that from the very beginning of time men have taken young girls (Prior to periods) as wives and concubines. Even the bible talks of this so don’t make it sound like men that are attracted to 12 year old girls are sick… it’s you woman that can’t get a grip on reality is whats sick…it’s only normal and you can’t change normal or a persons DNA…”


So, I guess his political career is over, kaput, done? Right?

Michigan Senate Candidate Mike Saari (District #15) is not recusing himself from the 2018 elections as earlier stated and has actually had increased funding for his candidacy.

Many constituents including the Chaldean community have been loving and most supportive of my candidacy and our “law reform platform” having made several written requests the campaign proceed with positive and encouraging change for Michigan.

Mike SAARI for Michigan Senate 2018 (R)

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Well-played, Michigan Republicans, well-played!

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15 Responses to Michigan Republican Seems Nice

  1. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Do these people ever stop to think that hose damn Islamic Terrorists that they are all fired up about are simply acting on ‘deeply held religious beliefs’? I wonder, will any of these religious freedom bills they are trying to pass across the country protect them as well?


  2. Why, it’s almost as if some nebulous factor, ethereal voice, or strange presence has freed all these people to start ripping off their masks and saying out loud and in public what they’ve kept private all these decades…because you don’t just wake up one day feeling a little odd, look in the mirror and go “HEY!! I’m a cockroach stone racist, misogynist turd of a human!”

    I cannot imagine what it is!

    Probably us liberal SJW’s just being mean to them.

    Yep must be that.

    And Economic Insecurity. Loads of it.

    I can’t think of anything else that could possibly be freeing them like this.

    (hastily puts water bottle under desk for some reason…)

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  3. roket says:

    Stone him.


  4. Steve-O says:

    Who else both wants to and doesn’t want to see his search history?

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  5. Pyed says:

    “Thou shalt diaper thy wife and journey into the wilderness, Thou shalt singeth, danceth and teacheth her as thy goeth to keepeth her thumb without her mouth.” – The Seventh Gospel of Wilbur, Chapter 11, Verse 21.

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  6. Jules MomCat says:

    Whaddah solly plick!


  7. H-Bob says:

    He’s a regular Thomas Jefferson (impregnated his 13 year old half-sister-in-law)!


  8. Redhand says:

    Someone should ask this degenerate pedophile if he is in favor of creating a “firmly held religious belief” exception to the statutory rape sections of the Michigan Criminal Code. Also, I guess he wasn’t following the Roy Moore race in Alabamy too closely.

    Funny, isn’t it, how the “Godly men” of these religious sects always finds a way to say “God” is A-OK with the rape of young girls.


  9. MDavis says:

    It’s OK if it’s in the Bible?
    In the first place, the Bible is worse than the Grimm’s Brothers – see this article about violence in the Bible: http://bigthink.com/21st-century-spirituality/which-holy-book-is-more-violent
    In the second place – let’s just let Bethany say it for me:


  10. Osirisopto says:

    someone with a strong stomach should check out his basement and see if his garden is “lumpy”.


  11. Paul Fredine says:

    this asshole shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near children.


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