Hannity and Trump’s Pillow Talk: Conspiring to Obstruct Justice?

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Sean pines away his days.

We all know that Comrade Trump’s biggest fanboi Sean Hannity ends his days with long phone calls with the prznint before blissfully dropping off into the Land of Nod, probably some pillow talk like, “No you hang up first,” followed by “No, YOU hang up first,” followed by a long silence and then a repeat, with giggles. Only guessing of course.

So imagine my surprise upon learning that Mr. Mueller wants all witnesses private phones to inspect for encrypted messages, like some kind of common Manafort!

Special counsel Robert Mueller‘s team is requesting that witnesses turn in their personal phones to inspect their encrypted messaging programs and potentially view conversations between associates linked to President Donald Trump, sources told CNBC.

Since as early as April, Mueller’s team has been asking witnesses in the Russia probe to turn over phones for agents to examine private conversations on WhatsApp, Confide, Signal and Dust, according to the sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity.

Fearing a subpoena, the witnesses have complied with the request and have given over their phones, the sources said.

So, it should probably not come as any surprise that Hannity on his show suddenly says…

You know, not that Sean has anything to hide, and not to suggest that Comrade Stupid might have suggested to Sean that blurt that out to all the witnesses that they should destroy their phones, including how to do it.


So Sean, to paraphrase your own (probable pillow talk), you go first. I’m sure it will go over really well to obstruct justice and destroy evidence as instructed by Comrade Stupid.

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4 Responses to Hannity and Trump’s Pillow Talk: Conspiring to Obstruct Justice?

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    C’mon, you all know the tune! We learned it in Kindergarten:
    “Itsy-bitsy pieces won’t let the secrets out;
    Down came the hammer, the SIM card’s gone without a doubt.
    Out came the handcuffs, and the bad guys went away;
    And the itsy-bitsy pieces had their final say.”


  2. roket says:

    Sean Hannity just made himself a target. Stupid, stupid man.


  3. Jim says:

    Also, too tampering with evidence is a crime.


  4. MDavis says:

    We’ve seen this before, with whatzizname, the Patriots quarterback. It’s normal practice, apparently, to crush your old phone to bits, now and then, and then go get your new phone.


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