Worm Diplomacy

Just when you think that the summit with North Korea could not get any weirder, well, it gets weirder:

NBA star turned Kim Jong Un soulmate Dennis Rodman will be in Singapore during President Trump’s summit with the North Korean dictator next week, The Post has learned.

“The Worm” will arrive in the country a day before the June 12 sitdown — and sources said he could even play some sort of role in the negotiations.

I did not know that Rodman’s nickname was “The Worm,” so somehow we’re gonna end up with “Comrade Stupid, Little Rocket Man, and The Worm enter a bar…” and it will all be true.

 

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11 Responses to Worm Diplomacy

  1. Rodman “could even play some sort of role in the negotiations”?? That sounds about right.

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  2. osirisopto says:

    Didn’t trump fire rodman?

    Ah, yes he did. And, given recent events it is truly a sight to behold.

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  3. roket says:

    Singapore pee hookers are cash in advance, boys.

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  4. RayLay says:

    Better The Worm receive the Nobel Peace Prize than King Butternut.

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  5. RWW says:

    I hope Rodman is able to stop President Dotard from negotiating away the 5th Fleet in exchange for one of North Korea’s famous huge bronze -place likeness of dictator’s head on top- statues.

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  6. Bruce388 says:

    It’s not a real summit meeting without Ted Nugent and Kid Rock.

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  7. Abu Scooter says:

    As a defender in the NBA from 1987 through 2000, Rodman pretty much undermined opposing offenses, like a worm. Hence, his nickname, “The Worm.” If he undermines anything at Singapore, I’m pretty sure it won’t be North Korea.

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  8. Paul Fredine says:

    i can only assume ivanka had a previous engagement, probably trying to get another trademark in china and inspecting her sweatshops for her ‘made in merika’ products.

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