News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

Hey guys, remember the POTUS Shield people, you know, the self-proclaimed prophets who were setting up Divine Intervention (not the fun, NSFW one, btw, tho I bet a few of ’em have Jackhammer Jesus in their bedside stands) to Protect the Russian Usurper and ensure that Gawd and Jeebus intercede in Comrade Trump’s behalf?


They’re pissed at Comrade Stupid because he’s gonna have an Iftar dinner at the White House, with infidels and everything.

You gotta dance with them whut brung you, boys.

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12 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. revzafod says:

    Hey, didja notice in the comments at the ‘Preznit Stupid’ link, that June is Sodomy Month? I’ll pass, thanks, but whatever floats your boat is my motto.

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  2. Jim says:

    Figure the Orange Shitgibbon will serve a pork sausage dish because he likes it.


  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Trump’s going to invite very fine people- Saudi princes buying bombs to drop on Yemenis, Emirati plutocrats who’ll lend money to Jared to buy influence, Erdogan thugs who beat up protestors on American streets, Kazakh oligarchs looking to launder money…

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    • Infidel753 says:

      A decent President would invites some of the Kurdish soldiers who did most of the real fighting against Dâ’ish (ISIL). But with Trump, your scenario is a lot more plausible.


  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I would have put ‘African’ instead of middle eastern. Or perhaps ‘a jew’.


  5. Dennis Cole says:

    All I know about sodomy is that it’s better to give than receive.


  6. Blue Gal says:

    Yeah that Sodomy month link is hilarious. Doug Mainwaring wants soo baad for it to be called “Sodomy Month” as he calls sodomy “the glue” that holds something together I forget what.

    If you post it you should DEFINITELY include that black and white photo of Doug Mainwaring.


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