The Eagles Have Not Landed

Trumper tantrum

The reigning Super Bowl Champions, the Philadelphia Eagles, will NOT be visiting the White House. The Eagles lack of enthusiasm to visit the Russian Usurper was so great that when out of 70 players on the roster, and the RSVPs dipped to single digits, Comrade Stupid realized he had another inauguration parade-sized  debacle on his tiny hands and cancelled the event, in his usual charming way:

And thus, the spoiled kid cancels his own birthday party rather than face the fact that everyone was standing him up any way. It’s some variation of the I-dumped-you-before-you-could-dump-me gambit, which is always WINNING!!1!

I’m told by a sportsball enthusiast (last night) that the Eagles were notably one of the few NFL teams that had no one kneeling last season, but I bet they will this season. I digress.

Says the team:

“It has been incredibly thrilling to celebrate our first Super Bowl Championship. Watching the entire Eagles community come together has been an inspiration. We are truly grateful for all of the support we have received and we are looking forward to continuing our preparations for the 2018 season.”


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6 Responses to The Eagles Have Not Landed

  1. roket says:

    Donnie Dorko is very good at creating enemies.


  2. RWW says:

    Since when does Comrade Stupid give up the opportunity to be worshipped by even one sycophant? Neither Kim K. nor The Nuge needed an entourage to have a visit to the WH turn into an “event” attesting to Trump’s bigly greatness.


    • MDavis says:

      The NFL players don’t have the celebrity value of Kim K (her own reality TV show, they can compare notes) or The Nuge (promotes sex with underage girls, they can compare notes)


  3. Bruce388 says:

    President Pussy-Grabber couldn’t stand the thought of the photos comparing NFL teams going to the White House under Obama. He’s still wounded from the inauguration “crowds.”

    Another win for the Eagles! E.A.G.L.E.S. IGGLES!


  4. Redhand says:

    I really do love that gif.

    He’s now actually saying that by giving him the finger, the Iggles “abandoned their fans.” No, seriously.


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