The Best 18 Seconds of Ayatollah Ted Cruz’ Career

…and not we are NOT talking about his (ALLEGED) banging of Katrina Pierson in some utility closet, because that would be GROSS to think about:

One hopes he can parlay that silence into the rest of his term.

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8 Responses to The Best 18 Seconds of Ayatollah Ted Cruz’ Career

  1. ming says:

    I need some brain bleach to get rid of that bit about Pierson…Trigger warning please!

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  2. Redhand says:

    What a colossal asshole he is! He issues multiple tweets scolding others about the issue, and doesn’t have an opinion on it himself!? Didn’t he realize he might be asked that question?

    You can just sense the gears in his head spinning wildly out of control, breaking teeth right and left. What do I say?! What do I say?!!”

    I say again, What an asshole!

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    “How do I avoid alienating my base so they don’t eject my slimy ass,” he definitely thought.

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  4. Senator Cruz oozes a level of sleazery not commonly achieved by nearly everybody! He even looks as if he were an amphibian.

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  5. RWW says:

    One of the long-standing myths about Cruz is his invincibility as a skilled debater. Let’s say he lost this one-man debate by a self-knockout followed by a very long count.

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  6. roket says:

    Everything about Ted Cruz is pregnant. Pregnant pause, pregnant speech, pregnant actions… yadda, yadda, yadda.

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