News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Discuss amongst yourselves what the noted conspiracy theorist —Alex Jones’ competition, and Comet Ping Pong’s best customer —Liz Crokin smells like.  (Hint: not teen spirit.)

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. roket says:

    Oh yeah? Well…smeller’s the feller. So there.


  2. Bruce388 says:

    I clicked on that tweet. According to her Pizzagate is real. So I’m guessing she smells like Alex Jones on a hot day.

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  3. RWW says:

    Why wouldn’t Hillary smell like pizza sauce or baby powder if she was running a child sex ring out of a pizza parlor? These lunatics really need to get their conspiracies straightened out.

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  4. Steve-O says:

    Pretty sure she smells like stale cigarettes, old warm bologna, dust, and disappointed white supremacy.

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  5. Dennis Cole says:

    She who smelt it dealt it.

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